Hey B, make sure you take the short trip west to Clearwater, FL and hit up the beach there. It's the warmest ocean (gulf) water in the entire country. 90 degrees in the summer.

clearwater sucks right now. Look up a park called Honeymoon Island, its a secluded wildlife reserve and a huge state park. It won't be overrun with tourists or cops and it's extremely well kept.

Did I miss the part where B asked where he could bury a body while he's in Florida? You people are fucked up (hence the thread).

I dunno, I spent a day in Clearwater this past June and it was nice. But I'm from CT, so pretty much any beach outside of here is cool.

here outsider=terrorist

Thank you for explaining the joke.

so there's was a nasty double shooting and murder last night in my apt. complex. Apparently this coke dealer lived next door to my friend. My friend went out to go get something to eat and he saw two guys sitting on the stairs which he later said gave him a weird vibe. 15 to 20 minutes he came home and saw some girl covered in blood running around screaming her boyfriend had been shot. He then saw one of the guys who was sitting on the stairs limping out with one of his shoulders blown off from a close distance shotgun blast. He poked his head in the door and saw a cop who lived across the parking lot from him already on the scene and his neighbor now dead with a gunshot wound to the face. It was fucking crazy. Its a big neighborhood so all I could see were cop lights, ambulances and a copper chopper flying over the neighborhood looking for one other suspect who is still at large. This is in a nice part of town too and a couple people already said they were moving because they were so freaked out.

Good time to call the movers.

If I saw bloody people running around, the first thing I'd do is poke my head in the door.

same thing i thought.

that's what I said to him. I would be afraid the guy with the gun was still in there and might shoot me too. He's not the brightest though

either that or he's a ballsy son of a bitch

clearwater sucks right now. Look up a park called Honeymoon Island, its a secluded wildlife reserve and a huge state park. It won't be overrun with tourists or cops and it's extremely well kept.

Saudi woman who police say spat at Walmart customers charged with hate crime


A Saudi Arabian student who investigators say spat in the face of a Walmart customer after the customer told her she was going in the wrong door was arrested on a hate-crime charge, Palm Bay police said Monday.

Nuha Mohammed Al-Doaifi, 31, an engineering student at Florida Institute of Technology in Melbourne, was arrested on a charge of battery. The hate-crime determination means the charge could be elevated to a felony, said Yvonne Martinez, a police spokeswoman.

"Americans are pushing us around," Al-Doaifi told police as they approached to arrest her, a report states.

Al-Doaifi also spat at another customer because he got too close to her, but he managed to stay out of range, police said.

Al-Doaifi told officers she was spitting on "white people" because of the way her people are treated and that a "higher authority" made her do it, an officer wrote.

The incident happened about 1 p.m. Sunday as Al-Doaifi hit a door with her cart as she was going into the store at 1040 Malabar Road, a report states. That's when she spat in the woman's face, police said.

Al-Doaifi was with her 15-month-old son, who was sitting in a shopping cart. An item on the cart had saliva on it, an officer wrote. The state Department of Children and Families turned the boy over to his father when his mother was taken to the Brevard County Jail.

The father told officers that Al-Doaifi spat at an FIT professor two or three weeks ago, they said. The school's dean notified the Saudi Arabian Embassy, which counseled her, Martinez said.