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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston ... index.html

I had to go take a dip in Carl's pool after I read this. Here's my favorite part:

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Rep. Ed Markey, a Boston-area congressman, said, "Whoever thought this up needs to find another job."

"Scaring an entire region, tying up the T and major roadways, and forcing first responders to spend 12 hours chasing down trinkets instead of terrorists is marketing run amok," Markey, a Democrat, said in a written statement. "It would be hard to dream up a more appalling publicity stunt."

Turner Broadcasting said the devices had been in place for two to three weeks in Boston; New York; Los Angeles, California; Chicago, Illinois; Atlanta, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Austin, Texas; San Francisco, California; and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.


First responders took 12 hours to disarm a Lite-Brite? No wonder the Big Dig is all fucked up--Boston's full of paranoid incompetents! :ohyeah!:

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Oh yeah, in the story, the Boston mayor said that he estimates the city spent hundreds of thousands of dollars responding to the Mooninites.

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This is hilarious. Though, I can see how it scared people considering the light-up devices had exposed wires and batteries.

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By the way, I don't like how the news has been calling this a hoax considering the displays were never intended to be bombs in the first place.

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By the way, I don't like how the news has been calling this a hoax considering the displays were never intended to be bombs in the first place.


That's because every single news station and affiliate, without exception, is nothing but an ultimate failure and disservice to the American public and to the world in general.

9/11 has been completely forgotten as far as specifics. It is now a concept - a boogeyman that the congress uses to scare the American public into Unconstitutional statism and ridiculous wars, and that the news networks dramatize for ratings and for $$$. As a result, completely innocent people like these experience discipline from a paranoia that wouldn't have existed AT ALL seven years ago.

The terrorists hoped 9/11 would destroy America by chopping off its head after the planned destruction of its most important targets. In this they failed, but not even they could've predicted that this single event would instead simply metastasize a tumor that has been growing in the United States' brain for half a century. The terrorists were correct - 9/11 ended America: not by the immediate results, but by the gradual downhill decay of reason and freedom by Joe Public. If this trend continues - which it will, thanks to the news networks and a Good Government - this country will be either a statist nation, Protestant theocracy, or total anarchy before our generation is through.

The Constitution is now on life support due to the mentality of the general public; the news media is right at the plug and itching to pull it. I hold this story and many others as proof. And when Joseph McCarthy and HUAC return - believe me, they will and will soon - there will be nobody in the media this time around who will throw more than gravel in their direction.

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They've been up and glowing for two weeks? Someone in this article actually complained about a glowing sign with "wires and a battery" that's been up for two god damned weeks in ten fucking cities? And I'm kind of suprised it was a dumb donkey Democrat, and not a Nazi/Christian Republican, who's calling for heads - not on emphasis of law, but rather because order was disrupted by fucking idiot authorities who did not bother to spend ten minutes MAX investigating the situation before grinding a part of Boston to a halt.

This is an article that not even the powers of The Onion could create. If the two workers - who were only doing a job - are slapped with a felony, it's further proof that American justice itself has fallen to fear and the "Have You Forgotten?" mentality.

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more in depth info (from CNN, the entity that holds the responsibility for this):

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Two held after ad campaign triggers Boston bomb scare

BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday and prompted the closure of bridges and a stretch of the Charles River.

Meanwhile, police and prosecutors vented their anger at Turner Broadcasting Inc., the parent company of CNN, which said the battery-operated light boards were aimed at promoting the late-night Adult Swim cartoon "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."

Boston officials condemned Turner for not taking proper steps to end the bomb scares earlier and for not issuing an adequate apology to the city. (Watch how the scare unfolded )

Turner Broadcasting said in written statements the devices had been placed around Boston and nine other cities in recent weeks as part of a guerrilla marketing campaign to promote the show.

"We apologize to the citizens of Boston that part of a marketing campaign was mistaken for a public danger," Phil Kent, CEO and chairman of Turner Broadcasting System Inc., said in one of two statements issued by the company.

"As soon as we realized that an element of the campaign was being mistaken for something potentially dangerous, appropriate law enforcement officials were notified and through federal law enforcement channels, we identified the specific locations of the advertisements in all 10 cities in which they are posted. We also directed the third-party marketing firm who posted the advertisements to take them down immediately."

Peter Berdovsky, 27, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, 28, were facing charges of placing a hoax device in a way that results in panic, as well as one count of disorderly conduct, said Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley. The hoax charge is a felony, she said. Both men were arrested Wednesday evening.

According to his Web site, Berdovsky is a graduate of the Massachusetts College of Art and a founding member of a video artists group called Glitch who goes by the nickname "Zebbler" and sings in a band called "Superfiction."

Authorities believe Berdovsky was "in the employ of other individuals" as part of the marketing campaign, Coakley said. "How exactly this was executed, we are still investigating." Berdovsky is scheduled for arraignment at 9 a.m. Thursday in Charlestown District Court.

Adult Swim shares channel space with Cartoon Network, another Turner enterprise, but the adult-themed network is a separate entity.

Wednesday evening, Cartoon Network was running a statement during commercial breaks, expressing deep regret for "the hardships experienced as a result of this incident."

The devices displayed a "Mooninite" -- an outer-space delinquent who makes frequent appearances on the cartoon -- greeting passersby with an upraised middle finger. But the discovery of nine of the light boards around Boston and its suburbs sent bomb squads scrambling throughout the day, snarling traffic and mass transit in one of the largest U.S. cities.

"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

The statement from Kent said Turner Broadcasting deeply regrets "the hardships experienced as a result of this incident." (Read the full statement)

Mayor calls situation 'outrageous'
But Coakley, Boston Mayor Thomas Menino and others said the statement offering an apology was not enough, and did not rule out criminal charges or a civil suit to recover the estimated hundreds of thousands of dollars it cost the city to respond to the bomb scares.

Menino told reporters he received a call from a Turner spokesperson about 9 p.m. but had not yet returned it. "I think the city deserves a call, not from a press person, but from somebody in the corporate structure of Turner," he said.

"I just think this is outrageous, what they've done ... It's all about corporate greed."

He and Coakley said Turner did not give authorities the locations of the devices and said they learned the devices were Turner's when the company sent a fax to City Hall at 5 p.m.

Officials believe there are 38 throughout the Boston area, and 14 had been recovered as of 9 p.m., Coakley said. "We heard nothing official from the people who could have resolved this earlier."

Some of the devices were placed on private property, she said, which "raises a lot of questions about, at the very least, the responsibility of anybody who would do this."

Asked about whether Massachusetts authorities would have the jurisdiction to arrest people out of state, Coakley said she believed they would if the offenses took place in Massachusetts. Turner Broadcasting's headquarters is in Atlanta, Georgia.

Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis called it "unconscionable" that the marketing campaign was executed in a post 9/11 era. "It's a foolish prank on the part of Turner Broadcasting," he said. "In the environment nowadays ... we really have to look at the motivation of the company here and why this happened."

Earlier, Boston police spokeswoman Elaine Driscoll called Wednesday's incidents "a colossal waste of money."

The discovery of the light boards led state, local and federal authorities to close the Boston University and Longfellow Bridges and block boat traffic from the Charles River to Boston Harbor. In addition, the Pentagon said U.S. Northern Command was monitoring the situation from its headquarters in Colorado Springs, Colorado, but said none of its units were dispatched to assist.

The first device reported was at the Sullivan Square commuter rail station, near the suburb of Somerville, Wednesday morning. Wednesday afternoon, four other devices were reported -- near the Longfellow and Boston University bridges over the Charles, at New England Medical Center and near the intersection of Stuart and Columbus avenues in the city itself, and four more turned up over the course of the day.

Rep. Ed Markey, a Boston-area congressman, said, "Whoever thought this up needs to find another job."

"Scaring an entire region, tying up the T and major roadways, and forcing first responders to spend 12 hours chasing down trinkets instead of terrorists is marketing run amok," Markey, a Democrat, said in a written statement. "It would be hard to dream up a more appalling publicity stunt."

Turner Broadcasting said the devices had been in place for two to three weeks in Boston; New York; Los Angeles, California; Chicago, Illinois; Atlanta, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Austin, Texas; San Francisco, California; and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

A Turner source said the displays were a component of a third-party advertising campaign conducted by a New York advertising firm, Interference Inc., which had no comment on the incident.


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston ... index.html

as silly as boston looks right now, i am glad it is a city that will tend to overreact than underreact.

this whole thing makes me think that we are headed toward a "boy who cried wolf" situation. now, when the people of boton see a lighted object with wires sticking out of it, are we going to feel too silly to call the authorities? and if someone does report another weird lighted object, are we not going to get a prompt and efficient response, or will it get greeted with a ho hum and be taken care of "later"...which could translate as "too late"?

last thought: i guess boston is a city that does not watch a lot of cartoons.

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Nice. Boston. Fantastic.

Pay no attention for 15 years while the city shottily builds one of the biggest engineering flops ever in the big dig wastes millions doing that..... but go absolutely ballistic over a fucking LED battery sign.

Keep looking down your noses at the rest of the world. Fantastic Police work Columbo.


Taking apart one "device" and alerting the public it was no big deal would have prevented everything.

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I'm not gonna lie.

Bostonians aren't that smart.

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Nice. Boston. Fantastic.

Pay no attention for 15 years while the city shottily builds one of the biggest engineering flops ever in the big dig wastes millions doing that..... but go absolutely ballistic over a fucking LED battery sign.

Keep looking down your noses at the rest of the world. Fantastic Police work Columbo.


Taking apart one "device" and alerting the public it was no big deal would have prevented everything.


Well these things were on bridges, hospitals, and other landmarks throughout the city. And since it's the daytime how could people see the lights? All that could be seen were devices with exposed wires attached to the underpinnings of major bridges throughout the city. I'm glad the authorities were this vigalent about this. I was happy with the response to this, the first responders did a great job and everything went smoothly between the local, state, and federal authorities. The city and state will sue Turner and recover the money that was spent on this.

The Big Dig was not built by the city of Boston. The reason the tunnel collapsed is because the contractors who built it took major shortcuts in constructing it. Another reason was the lack of real oversight from the federal and state government on how thes ceiling panels were put together. And the tunnels have been great for the city, traffic tieups have gone down and it is much easier to get to the airport. It's a tragedy that the woman died as a result of shortcuts taken by contractors but the Big Dig has been a succes for Boston. How are these tunnels a flop? Are people not using them?


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I'm not gonna lie.

Bostonians aren't that smart.


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I can't even explain to you the terrified feeling I had when I looked up and saw 7 helicopters circling. This is an embarrasment and everyone involved should feel like assholes.

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I like that they are overly cautious these days but come on! a little quieter initial investigation would have prevented all the fuss.

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I like that they are overly cautious these days but come on! a little quieter initial investigation would have prevented all the fuss.


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Jesus Christ people are fucking stupid. Yeah, let's blame the marketing people, not the couple of idiots who thought this was some kind of bomb or something, after they've been up in 10 cities for weeks. Osama must be having a hearty laugh in his cave right about now.

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Jesus Christ people are fucking stupid. Yeah, let's blame the marketing people, not the couple of idiots who thought this was some kind of bomb or something, after they've been up in 10 cities for weeks. Osama must be having a hearty laugh in his cave right about now.

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Can't see it lit up in the daytime. Exposed wires coming out of an object attached to bridges should cause alarm.


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Dr. Gonzo wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Nice. Boston. Fantastic.

Pay no attention for 15 years while the city shottily builds one of the biggest engineering flops ever in the big dig wastes millions doing that..... but go absolutely ballistic over a fucking LED battery sign.

Keep looking down your noses at the rest of the world. Fantastic Police work Columbo.


Taking apart one "device" and alerting the public it was no big deal would have prevented everything.


Well these things were on bridges, hospitals, and other landmarks throughout the city. And since it's the daytime how could people see the lights? All that could be seen were devices with exposed wires attached to the underpinnings of major bridges throughout the city. I'm glad the authorities were this vigalent about this. I was happy with the response to this, the first responders did a great job and everything went smoothly between the local, state, and federal authorities. The city and state will sue Turner and recover the money that was spent on this.

The Big Dig was not built by the city of Boston. The reason the tunnel collapsed is because the contractors who built it took major shortcuts in constructing it. Another reason was the lack of real oversight from the federal and state government on how thes ceiling panels were put together. And the tunnels have been great for the city, traffic tieups have gone down and it is much easier to get to the airport. It's a tragedy that the woman died as a result of shortcuts taken by contractors but the Big Dig has been a succes for Boston. How are these tunnels a flop? Are people not using them?


You are correct I should not have brought the Big Dig into this. Sorry.

The call for an apology is absolutely ridiculous. There is nothing to apologise for, if you want to be happy about an overreaction fine, but in the end it's a marketing device well known by several million people and it wasn't remotely menacing. This could have been settled in 20 minutes with a small team from the bomb squad removing and taking apart a single device. It is not Turners fault the city of Boston had traffic problems due to this reaction. The Mayors anger is displaced.

They called this a hoax? This is no hoax. It's a marketing campaign none of which has anything to do with Bombs. The city of Boston overreacted no appology is necessary at all by Turner who did absolutely nothing wrong.

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I'm not gonna lie.

Bostonians aren't that smart.


Great contribution.

I'm sure you especially know where I'm coming from, so I really don't have to type an essay.

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I lost my last shred of faith in humanity when I read this story. You would think that SOMEBODY in Boston would have recognized it and said hey, that's no bomb, it's a fucking Mooninite. Also, have we underestimated our supposed enemies so greatly as to think that when and if they do plant bombs in our major cities they will attach a fucking neon sign flipping the bird to alert us to it? I would go on but Merrill pretty much nailed everything I would say in his earlier posts and my hats off to you. And yes, I'm sure Osama has had a hearty laugh over this. He could probably tell his people to just go out and start tossing firecrackers around and it's possible a whole city would crumble under the weight of the chaos.

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I lost my last shred of faith in humanity when I read this story. You would think that SOMEBODY in Boston would have recognized it and said hey, that's no bomb, it's a fucking Mooninite. Also, have we underestimated our supposed enemies so greatly as to think that when and if they do plant bombs in our major cities they will attach a fucking neon sign flipping the bird to alert us to it? I would go on but Merrill pretty much nailed everything I would say in his earlier posts and my hats off to you. And yes, I'm sure Osama has had a hearty laugh over this. He could probably tell his people to just go out and start tossing firecrackers around and it's possible a whole city would crumble under the weight of the chaos.

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