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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:42 am 
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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

April 24, 2007 - 11:21AM

A man cut off his penis with a knife at a London restaurant on Sunday evening, according to British tabloid The Sun.

The newspaper reports police were called to Zizzi in The Strand in central London at 9pm after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

According to witnesses, the man ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman told The Sun a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/man ... 16327.html

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but seriously, i don't even know why i opened this thread. the title hurts.


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Someone tell the Aussie chick what "castrate" means.

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Man in Black wrote:
Someone tell the Aussie chick what "castrate" means.

i decided to go for catchiness over accuracy

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That guy's a straight psycho :shock:

I mean, what the fuck would compel you to chop your dick off in public?

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vacatetheword wrote:
Man in Black wrote:
Someone tell the Aussie chick what "castrate" means.

i decided to go for catchiness over accuracy


Crazed Londoner Slices off his Gash Mallet in Public!

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Jammer91 wrote:
That guy's a straight psycho :shock:

I mean, what the fuck would compel you to chop your dick off in public?

i know. i mean, in the privacy of your own home, have at it, like, it's something all men have contemplated at some stage or another i'm sure, but in public??!

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like, it's something all men have contemplated at some stage or another i'm sure


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can you imagine goin out for a burger or somethin..and mid meal, some crazy dude runs in, grabs a big knife and slices his fuckin dick off!!

thatd be somethin

i wouldnt even know what the think, or whether to be freaked out or just sit there and laugh my ass off

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lefty wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
like, it's something all men have contemplated at some stage or another i'm sure


:shake:

never been tempted, left? ;)

i was kidding

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She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

I seriously doubt that.

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I thought castrate means chopping the balls off? :?

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maybe he's a pedophile and he's doing the world a small favor




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 Post subject: Re: Man castrates himself in a London Restaurant
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punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

I seriously doubt that.


i think they were probably referring to his medical condition only :wink:


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