Cheers and Jeers: Thursday by Bill in Portland Maine Thu Jul 19, 2007 at 05:04:54 AM MST From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...
Oh! The things I know:
Iraq will become a Shiite theocracy.
General Patraeus will eventually be thrown on the scrapheap with all the other generals who displeased President Bush, Vice President Cheney, and Secretary of Vengeance Lieberman. A few months after he resigns he'll tell a congressional subcommittee that the Commander-in-Chief is insane.
The next "general" to be put in charge of Iraq will be a private contractor from Blackwater. Within 30 seconds of his appointment Senator Lindsay Graham will praise the amazing progress that "Skullcrusher Tim" is making.
"Atrios" is really Walter Cronkite. Duncan Black is his doorman.
Homes will soon be so cheap that they'll be offered as a free gift with the purchase of a flat-screen TV.
Free gift is redundant.
The first blogger to win a Pulitzer Prize will be either Digby or Glenn Greenwald.
The Catholic church isn’t sorry for its behavior during its decades-long, hierarchy-wide orgy with children. It is sorry, however, for getting caught. This is also true for whorehouse-frequenting "fidelity hawk" David Vitter, a sitting United States Senator whom children used to look up to but no longer do.
America's government is in a constitutional crisis but it's no big deal.
President Bush is to Congress as Cat is to Cat Box.
Democratic candidates who advocate for the poor must be poor themselves or else they're hypocrites. Democrats who promote environmental responsibility must stop using electricity and gas altogether or they're hypocrites. Republicans may flaunt their wealth and have sex with whores without penalty.
It's currently the middle of July. If you blink it'll be December.
_________________ Unfortunately, at the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the Flower Children jerked off and went back to sleep.
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Our next President will not be black or a woman.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
punkdavid wrote:
B wrote:
Our next President will not be black or a woman.
I thought you were an Edwards supporter.
I don't think it will be Edwards either.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
That leftist nutbag will mandate $400 haircuts for the entire Medicaid roll!!!
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