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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:57 pm 
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Fabled monster caught on video
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/05 ... index.html

EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) -- Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread Scotland's Loch Ness Monster is as much an emblem as a tourist draw.

And now Nessie's back.

An amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to swim beneath the waters of Scotland's most mysterious lake.

"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45-feet (15 meters) long, moving fairly fast in the water," said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video this past Saturday.

He said it moved at about 6 mph (10 kph) and kept a fairly straight course.

"My initial thought is it could be a very big eel, they have serpent-like features and they may explain all the sightings in Loch Ness over the years."

Loch Ness is surrounded by myth and mystery, as it is the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, it's even deeper than the North Sea.

Nessie watcher and marine biologist Adrian Shine of the Loch Ness 2000 center in Drumnadrochit, on the shores of the lake, viewed the video and hopes to properly analyze it in the coming months.

"I see myself as a skeptical interpreter of what happens in the loch, but I do keep an open mind about these things and there is no doubt this is some of the best footage I have seen," Shine said.

He said the video is particularly useful because Holmes panned back to get the background shore into the shot. That means it was less likely to be a fake and provided geographical bearings allowing one to calculate how big the creature was and how fast it was traveling.

While many sightings can be attributed to a drop of the local whisky, legends of Scottish monsters date back to one of the founders of the Christian church in Scotland, St. Columba, who wrote of them in about 565 A.D.

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Ha ha!!! That's the worst proof of a sea monster, ever!!! :lol:

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Ha ha!!! That's the worst proof of a sea monster, ever!!! :lol:


For once, I am in complete agreement with you. Why is it that all these cryptozoology videos are blurry and/or pixelated? Cause they're bullshit people, BULLSHIT.

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It's 2007. Don't we have the technology to scan the body of water for a large mass of a living creature?

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Penn & Teller nailed this one on the head, once again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8l83-lwivo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixs2Gdmx44A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6xjtX8J1G8


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I hate how all the news stories are still using tha famous black and white image of "nessie". it's already been proven to be a hoax - the guy who committed it admitted to it a few years ago and even showed how he did it. I think it had something to do with a snorkle and inflatable tire or something.


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Green Habit wrote:


These clips were fantastically funny.

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Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:


These clips were fantastically funny.



I love that show. I have a rather disturbingly intense crush on Penn. :oops:

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For all my matters cryptozoological, I rely on this man:
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theres a 9 foot 3 inch long pig running loose in alabama, why is a giant something swimming in a lake so hard to believe?

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For all my matters cryptozoological, I rely on this man:
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PC?

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thats right. What is it if not nessie? idiots.


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bizarro-low_light79 wrote:
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PC?

Yup. The man's a genius. Much cooler than that hipster Mac asshat.

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Just drain the fuckin lake and get it over and done with.

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