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What’s worse than having your penis cut off?
Having your penis cut off then being stunned by a police taser, perhaps?
Jakub Fik knows all about that particular brand of misery. Distraught over an argument with his girlfriend, Mr Fik went on a rampage through the streets of Chicago, smashing car windows and breaking into houses. When police caught up with him he cut off his penis, threw it at an officer, and, for good measure, threw the knife at him as well.
Ssergeant Edward Dolan of the 16th District said: "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own."
Not content with a missile total of one penis and one knife, Fik ran back into the house, and emerged with a handful of kitchen gadgets, said Mr Dolan. The officer managed to sneak to the side of the house and stun Mr Fik with the taser while he was understandably distracted.
Mr Fik was taken to the Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where his penis was reattached. Though not a common surgery, Dr Greg Bales said that “As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good."
Mr Fik has been charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property
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Post subject: Re: Man throws his own penis at police
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:52 pm
too drunk to moderate properly
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Dear Laura,
THAT's how you a post!!! Learn it. Love it. Be it.
Kisses, B
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Post subject: Re: Man throws his own penis at police
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:55 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
B wrote:
Dear Laura,
THAT's how you a post!!! Learn it. Love it. Be it.
Kisses, B
Me student, you master.
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Post subject: Re: Man throws his own penis at police
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:26 pm
too drunk to moderate properly
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I've been jerking off ever since Laura called me her master.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Post subject: Re: Man throws his own penis at police
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:05 pm
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
B wrote:
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I've been jerking off ever since Laura called me her master.
almost 24 hours... you could probably throw yours away now too.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Post subject: Re: Man throws his own penis at police
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:02 am
too drunk to moderate properly
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
vacatetheword wrote:
B wrote:
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I've been jerking off ever since Laura called me her master.
almost 24 hours... you could probably throw yours away now too.
I can take it, baby. I can take it.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
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