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Prepare for the Worst, Because Solar Storms Are About to Get Ugly
By Erin Biba

Every 11 years or so, the sun gets a little pissy. It breaks out in a rash of planet-sized sunspots that spew superhot gas, hurling clouds of electrons, protons, and heavier ions toward Earth at nearly the speed of light. These solar windstorms have been known to knock out power grids and TV broadcasts, and our growing reliance on space-based technology makes us more vulnerable than ever to their effects. On January 3, scientists discovered a reverse-polarity sunspot, signaling the start of a new cycle — and some are predicting that at its peak (in about four years) things are gonna get nasty. Here's a forecast for 2012.

Detours
Clumps of ions in the atmosphere could interfere with GPS. Satellite signals are slowed by bumping into particles, meaning your trusty navigator may lose its way. Remember those colorful paper things called maps?

Falling Satellites
Increased solar energy heats Earth's atmosphere, causing it to expand. That's a drag on low-flying satellites and can even knock them out of orbit. A solar storm in 1979 deposited Skylab on Australia.

Layovers in Alaska
Particles are drawn to Earth's magnetic poles, right through popular flight paths. Electrons absorb the energy in shortwave signals, causing radio blackouts — and unscheduled stops in Anchorage.

Light Shows
Auroras occur when waves of charged particles light up gases in the upper atmosphere. As more particles stream in, the so-called aurora oval grows, bringing the "northern lights" as far south as Key West.


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At least we know that the solar cycle has no taxable effect on climate change, so we have that going for us. And the auroras. Those will be cool.

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Phew, good thing I don't live on teh Sun.

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punkdavid wrote:
Phew, good thing I don't live on the Sun.

Yeah, every day you would have to worry about getting hit by a solar windstorm.

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punkdavid wrote:
Phew, good thing I don't live on the Sun.

Yeah, every day you would have to worry about getting hit by a solar windstorm.

Henry! Henry! I can't find Dorothy! She's somewhere out in the storm! Dorothy!

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2012 huh? Aren't there a lot of end of the world type predictions for that year? I don't really believe in them but I find it interesting.


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tryinmorning wrote:
2012 huh? Aren't there a lot of end of the world type predictions for that year? I don't really believe in them but I find it interesting.


yes its, and im pretty sure something's happening that year
if nothing happens, you can ban me

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