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 Post subject: How come my friends didnt have moms like this....
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ARVADA, Colorado (AP) -- A 40-year-old woman held sex and drug parties with teenage boys, telling police she wanted to be a "cool mom," authorities say.

Sylvia Johnson allegedly provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to eight boys at parties held at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers, she admitted having sex with five of the boys.

One of the boys told his mother, and Johnson was arrested in December and charged with offenses including sexual assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

According to court papers, Johnson told investigators she was not popular in high school and had finally started "feeling like one of the group."

"She described herself as a 'cool mom,'" police said.

Authorities did not say how many children she has or whether any of them were at the parties.

A message left at the number listed for Johnson was not immediately returned.

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Think how much it would suck the next day at school, knowing your mom fucked 5 of your friends?
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One of the boys told his mother, and Johnson was arrested in December and charged with offenses including sexual assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


Always one dickhead that fucks it up for the rest. :x

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I think the term "teenage" is a little to unspecific here. I mean, were they 11 or 19? That'd make quite a difference in this case.

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I think the term "teenage" is a little to unspecific here. I mean, were they 11 or 19? That'd make quite a difference in this case.


um... is it spelled Oneteen? or Eleven?
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edzeppe wrote:
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I think the term "teenage" is a little to unspecific here. I mean, were they 11 or 19? That'd make quite a difference in this case.


um... is it spelled Oneteen? or Eleven?

So what? Make it thir-bloody-teen! It's still a big fucking difference in situation.

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Think how much it would suck the next day at school, knowing your mom fucked 5 of your friends?


Yeah all those Mom jokes you tell your friends would actually be true.

"Hey dude, go fuck yourself."

"No, I'll just get your mom to do it."
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I wonder what happens to all these kids that bone their friends moms, teachers, etc...after the fact...those are some sweet war stories...

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Estranged wrote:
suchpj wrote:
One of the boys told his mother, and Johnson was arrested in December and charged with offenses including sexual assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


Always one dickhead that fucks it up for the rest. :x


it was probably one of the ones that she didnt bang that turned her in

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I'd hit it.


the jury is out on that one til i see pictures
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the jury is out on that one til i see pictures


thats what i was thinking

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jlvsprljam wrote:
mikef wrote:
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I'd hit it.


the jury is out on that one til i see pictures


thats what i was thinking


yeah usually these little boy sex fiend "cool mom's" always end up looking like they've been hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels.
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mikef wrote:
jlvsprljam wrote:
mikef wrote:
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I'd hit it.


the jury is out on that one til i see pictures


thats what i was thinking


yeah usually these little boy sex fiend "cool mom's" always end up looking like they've been hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels.


:lol: thats funny as hell

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mikef wrote:
jlvsprljam wrote:
mikef wrote:
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I'd hit it.


the jury is out on that one til i see pictures


thats what i was thinking


yeah usually these little boy sex fiend "cool mom's" always end up looking like they've been hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels.


Still, when you are 15 sex is sex...regardless of how the woman looks....then again, thats a lot like college.

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I would smoke all of her pot and tell her she's not one of the gang until she gave me a BJ. Then I would call the cops and say she druged me and then raped me.

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:? she must have been a hot mom, or her son was a dousche

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