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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:55 pm 
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http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083

BELLEVUE, OH -- Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.

Investigators say they received a tip that Art Price Jr., 40, of 146 Brinker St. in Bellevue was having sex with a picnic table while outside on the deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say on March 13, the tipster dropped off three DVDs which showed Price in the act. On four occasions, Price is seen naked and masturbating in the rear room near the open doorway; he then comes out to the deck. He tilts the metal round picnic table on its side and lays up against it and has sexual intercourse with the table. Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck.

Police say the the incidents occurred close to Ridge Elementary School.

On March 20 Huron County prosecutors met with investigating officers and were shown the DVDs. Later that day, Price was brought in for questioning.

Police say that during questioning, Price admitted he had sex with the picnic table. He also confirmed the incidents caught on the DVD and admitted to having sex with the table inside his home.

On June 18, 2008, Price pleaded 'no contest' to disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency. According the the Huron County Department of Corrections, he was sentenced to six months in jail.


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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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I don't get it..was he filming it and giving it to kids?m 'disseminating it to children'

it doesn't mention anything about that in there does it?

otherwise hilarious...

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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dimejinky99 wrote:
I don't get it..was he filming it and giving it to kids?m 'disseminating it to children'

it doesn't mention anything about that in there does it?

The table was near an elementary school. In this instance, the author uses the word "disseminating" in a more literal fashion than it is normally used.

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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bart d. wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
I don't get it..was he filming it and giving it to kids?m 'disseminating it to children'

it doesn't mention anything about that in there does it?

The table was near an elementary school. In this instance, the author uses the word "disseminating" in a more literal fashion than it is normally used.

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Well if he was doing it outside in view of his neighbors then I see the reason for his imprisonment, which seems to be the case here.

But the fact that "Price admitted he had sex with the picnic table... and admitted to having sex with the table inside his home" killed me.

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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At least he hosed it off when he was done.

And I'm so proud this happened about 20 minutes from where I grew up. Never thought I'd see Bellevue in the news for anything, but I'm glad it's for this. :thumbsup:

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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wood pecker:

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How do you have sex with a table anyway?

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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Orpheus wrote:
How do you have sex with a table anyway?



Maybe it's the kind with the hole cut out of the middle. . . for an umbrella? This is kinda disturbing. Couldn't he just look up something more practical on the internet? I mean, who looks at a table and thinks, "Hey now"!

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Can you have "sexual intercourse" with an inanimate object?

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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JimNasium wrote:
Can you have "sexual intercourse" with an inanimate object?



No. You can elaborately masturbate with it.

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six months in jail. i wonder if that'll teach him.

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 Post subject: Re: Woodpecker
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
six months in jail. i wonder if that'll teach him.



That just gives him 6 months to come up with new furniture defiling ideas . . .

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