I'd love to see what he does about the kids on his lawn.

Naked senior foils B.C. home invasion
Canwest News Service

Published: Tuesday, August 12, 2008
PORT ALBERNI, B.C. - A Port Alberni, B.C., senior aborted a home invasion on Sunday by wrestling a 12-gauge shotgun away from a female suspect and fending off her male accomplice, police say.

"I heard a noise while I was in bed, and it woke me up," said the man, who did not want to be identified.

"I looked up and I saw a woman at the foot of my bed. She'd been going through my drawers. I jumped out of bed and I had nothing on - I mean nothing on."

Police say the 78-year-old military veteran pursued the suspects after they left the home before calling the RCMP.

Police have arrested two suspects in the break-in.

Port Alberni is located 200 kilometres northeast of Victoria.


My idea of what this dude looks like:

I thought this was going to be another John McCain thread.

McCain ain't got nothin on this old Vet.