Some great one-liners in here. And how did they find this video, hmmmm?

BARTLETT, TN (WMC-TV) - Bartlett Grove Park sits in the middle of a subdivision. It's a favorite spot for children, and was recently the site of an adult website porno shoot.

The video clip we discovered begins innocently enough.

"I thought I'd come out for the day," says the "model."

She then exposes herself on the playground slide.

"She's definitely a tramp -- just nasty," parent Barbara Taylor said in reaction to the video.

Taylor had a typical reaction.

"I think it's disgusting," she said. "I think I'm not letting my kids go down that slide anymore."

Danny Berryhill is a Baptist minister who lives right across the street.

"I don't have the words," he said. "I'm a Baptist minister, and I have no words."

Action News 5 is not publicizing the the exact web-site the video appear son, but it's full of explicit pornography, and there's a promise to visit more public places.

Bartlett Police Capt. Tina Schaber said the girl in the video is clearly breaking a law.

"Public indecency right off the bat," she said.

Police got on the case after Action News 5 clued them in.

"I don't think this would be appropriate for an adult to see in a park -- much less a child," Schaber said.

According to Schaber, the model and those video-taping her could be charged with a number of other crimes.

"These days, who knows?" she said. "She could be over 18 -- she could be under 18."

Action News 5 was unable to locate the "model." She writes on the web-site that the pornographic shoot took place just last week.

possibly the smartest people on earth
those associated with that video.

Baptist Minister Who Lives Across the Street: What? A porn was shot over there? Right there? Gosh, no, I didn't notice anything. Last Thursday you say? Spent all day sitting in my lawn chair with binoculors you say? No, I'm sure you're mistaken.

This amateur porno shit is getting out of hand.

Oh my god, the video on that page is ten times funnier than anything this side of Colbert Report.

Newscaster: Obviously, the scene is too graphic to be shown on TV.
(cut to reporter and lady on the street watching the video on a laptop)
Lady: She's definitely a tramp. (continues watching)

was there any hard core fucking? say on one of the swings?

Newscaster: I studied the webpage and found the video was shot last week. I failed to locate her contact information.

Hilarious shit.

Quite the opposite actually.

Yes, of course, it's terribly inappropriate for an adult of their own free will to be watching a sex act take place.

In a public park in broad daylight?

I like to hear it as "broad delight"

"this news reporter did manage to locate her house, she may have struck again"