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Author: | 62strat [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Peace out, Blue States |
Author: | Wes C. Addle [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
It's already been done. |
Author: | SmilinSkullRing [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:05 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. |
Author: | pearljamfan80 [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:09 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
SmilinSkullRing wrote: A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. That's ok, you're coming to California soon. |
Author: | Wes C. Addle [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
SmilinSkullRing wrote: A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. TROOF. like me as well. |
Author: | pearljamfan80 [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Wes C. Addle wrote: SmilinSkullRing wrote: A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. TROOF. like me as well. And you'll be moving to Canadia. |
Author: | SmilinSkullRing [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
pearljamfan80 wrote: SmilinSkullRing wrote: A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. That's ok, you're coming to California soon. ATs true! |
Author: | SmilinSkullRing [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Wes C. Addle wrote: SmilinSkullRing wrote: A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. TROOF. like me as well. |
Author: | Buffalohed [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
I have a better idea. Tell all Christian evangelicals and fundamentalists that Jesus will meet them at the bottom of the pacific ocean. Once they are all drowned and a great coral reef is formed from their remains, the rest of us can move back into our homes across the country and there will be peace and liberty for all. No reason to split into two different countries when we can just eliminate the 150,000,000ish bad apples and go on with our lives. |
Author: | tryinmorning [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:27 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Winter's Love wrote: pearljamfan80 wrote: Orpheus wrote: Having had to spend pretty much my entire adolescence with Bush as president, I was pretty damn motivated to vote when the time came around. |
Author: | bart d. [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:36 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
62strat wrote: Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Peace out, Blue States Don't you think this sentiment is pretty out of date and stupid? |
Author: | McParadigm [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:53 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Wes C. Addle wrote: It's already been done. I like the look of the New York Times voting shifts map better. |
Author: | 62strat [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:09 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
bart d. wrote: 62strat wrote: Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Peace out, Blue States Don't you think this sentiment is pretty out of date and stupid? Nope. I actually feel its quite forward thinking, ahead of its time, and damn near genius. |
Author: | Sandler [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
I thought it was funny. |
Author: | bart d. [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
62strat wrote: bart d. wrote: 62strat wrote: Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Peace out, Blue States Don't you think this sentiment is pretty out of date and stupid? Nope. I actually feel its quite forward thinking, ahead of its time, and damn near genius. I see. I've enjoyed this frank and open exchange of ideas. |
Author: | 62strat [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:28 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
bart d. wrote: 62strat wrote: bart d. wrote: 62strat wrote: Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Peace out, Blue States Don't you think this sentiment is pretty out of date and stupid? Nope. I actually feel its quite forward thinking, ahead of its time, and damn near genius. I see. I've enjoyed this frank and open exchange of ideas. thats really all Barack really asks for! |
Author: | Junco Partner [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Wes C. Addle wrote: It's already been done. haha... oh shit i live in jesusland yall can keep harvard im cool with ole miss. soo many gorgeous women. well just as long as they dont actually express an opinion about anything at all social. unfortunately if you ever wanted to know where the sarah palins of the world are bred and educated. that would be it. |
Author: | corduroy_blazer [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:22 am ] |
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so, my friend's boyfriend got offered a position in the white house. she lives here in new york alone, as he's been in chicago for the campaign. i can't imagine him passing this up, so this should be interesting. |
Author: | flavdave [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:28 am ] |
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corduroy_blazer wrote: so, my friend's boyfriend got offered a position in the white house. she lives here in new york alone, as he's been in chicago for the campaign. i can't imagine him passing this up, so this should be interesting. You gonna hit that? |
Author: | Kahli Sana [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 44th President Barack Obama. |
Wes C. Addle wrote: SmilinSkullRing wrote: A lot of good people live in red states. People who don't vote Republican as well. People like me. TROOF. like me as well. Me too! And I really, really don't want to move to CA (got offered a job in SF just out of college for a digital jukebox maker, really, really wanted to take it, but then started looking at housing and decided the lifestyle change wasn't worth the coolness of the job). Change from within!!! |
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