SCHAGEN, Netherlands (AP) – Some people think he's crazy. His wife's not exactly thrilled either. But like the biblical Noah, Dutchman Johan Huibers is steadfast in his mission: he's building an enormous working replica of Noah's Ark as a testament to his faith in the literal truth of the Bible.
Townsfolk in Schagen, 30 miles north of Amsterdam, frequently stop by to wave hello or just gawk at the huge wooden ship that is nearing completion in the town's small harbour.
Johan's Ark is calibrated to be able to pass narrowly under every bridge and through every sluice along his planned sailing route, through the interior waters of the Netherlands to the country's big cities.
Reckoning by the old biblical measurements, the ark is roughly 150 cubits long by 30 cubits high and 20 cubits wide. That's nearly 230 feet long, 45 feet high, and 30 feet wide.
As described in Genesis, Noah used "gopher wood" to build his ark. Johan's Ark is constructed with American cedar and Norwegian pine - on top of a seaworthy steel hull.
While spectacular, it holds only about a fifth as many cubic cubits as Noah's would have, according to most biblical scholars.
"And just think, Noah did it alone and without modern tools. It's unimaginable, no?" says Huibers, an energetic 47-year-old contractor.
According to Genesis, Noah kept seven pairs of most domesticated animals, and one breeding pair of all other creatures, plus his wife, three sons and three daughters-in-law together on the same boat for almost a year while all the world was submerged by an enormous flood.
Huibers' vision is more modest. He plans to stock his ark with a collection of farmyard animals such as horses, lambs, chickens and rabbits, plus an exhibition on more exotic creatures.
He hopes to set sail in September - displaying the ark as a combination religious monument, museum, and petting zoo.
"This will speak very much to children, because it will give them something tangible to see that Noah's Ark really existed," Huibers says. "They'll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung."
Huibers kicked the idea around in his head for more than a decade before he bought and milled more than 1,200 logs needed for the project last summer. His son Roy, 17, and several builder friends have helped when they can. But most of the work was up to Huibers.
And Mrs. Huibers?
"She doesn't really like it," he says. "She always says 'Why don't you go dig wells in Ethiopia?' I've been involved in projects there before. But she understands, this is my dream."
Seeing is believing. Huibers began hammering in the nails in December, and on a frosty March afternoon, he walked energetically around the ship, pointing out how it will all work.
The entry is through a large drawbridge in the side, leading up to the second of three levels, where the animals will be stalled. Stairs take visitors to displays on the first and third levels. On the top deck will be a small covered house serving drinks, with the zoo outside.
Johan's Ark will house mostly baby animals, which Huibers believes Noah would also have done to save space. They're also cuter, which may help business.
The total cost of the non-profit project is estimated at slightly under $1.2 million.
Huibers plans to charge admission, $2.40 for children and $3.60 for adults, which will include a tour, a drink, and a religious pamphlet. "So at least a hundred thousand people will have to visit to call it a success," he says. "Do you believe they will? I do."
Huibers has already convinced his fussiest critics: the bankers, who provided loans. Johan's Ark will meet all naval, fire and animal rights regulations.
Despite coming from the low-lying Netherlands, fear of rising seas from global warming or a new God-sent deluge didn't play a special role in the Dutchman's plan.
"It won't happen again. You know: the rainbow," he said, referring to the passage in Genesis where God put his "bow in the cloud" as part of his promise that he would never again flood the whole Earth.
Huibers said he hopes the project will renew interest in Christianity in the Netherlands. "That's my motivation."
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here she is:
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
"And just think, Noah did it alone and without modern tools. It's unimaginable, no?" says Huibers, an energetic 47-year-old contractor.
yes! it is!
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Haha, fuckin helpless bastard. What a complete waste of money and resources. I think the guy who built it is a descendent of the pair of baboons that Noah saved on his ark.
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corduroy11 wrote:
Haha, fuckin helpless bastard. What a complete waste of money and resources. I think the guy who built it is a descendent of the pair of baboons that Noah saved on his ark.
so you're saying there was a noah's ark?
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
corduroy11 wrote:
Haha, fuckin helpless bastard. What a complete waste of money and resources. I think the guy who built it is a descendent of the pair of baboons that Noah saved on his ark.
so you're saying there was a noah's ark?
No, he's saying man is descended from Baboons.
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punkdavid wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
corduroy11 wrote:
Haha, fuckin helpless bastard. What a complete waste of money and resources. I think the guy who built it is a descendent of the pair of baboons that Noah saved on his ark.
so you're saying there was a noah's ark?
No, he's saying man is descended from Baboons.
you've lost me.
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Haha, fuckin helpless bastard. What a complete waste of money and resources. I think the guy who built it is a descendent of the pair of baboons that Noah saved on his ark.
so you're saying there was a noah's ark?
No, he's saying man is descended from Baboons.
No, I'm saying this guy in the story has descended from baboons.
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corduroy11 wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
corduroy11 wrote:
Haha, fuckin helpless bastard. What a complete waste of money and resources. I think the guy who built it is a descendent of the pair of baboons that Noah saved on his ark.
so you're saying there was a noah's ark?
No, he's saying man is descended from Baboons.
No, I'm saying this guy in the story has descended from baboons.
Evolution is anti-God.
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this ship had the best drainage system in maritime history.
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corduroy11 wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
this ship had the best drainage system in maritime history.
I'm sure some religious nut will go on to say that the "ark" was actually a symbolic reference to the entire Earth.
The person who would say that I wouldn't consider to be a nut. The person who would say that Noah built a huge ark and loaded all the animals two-by-two and saved God's creation from a flood and was adrift for 40 days... That person is a nut.
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punkdavid wrote:
corduroy11 wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
this ship had the best drainage system in maritime history.
I'm sure some religious nut will go on to say that the "ark" was actually a symbolic reference to the entire Earth.
The person who would say that I wouldn't consider to be a nut. The person who would say that Noah built a huge ark and loaded all the animals two-by-two and saved God's creation from a flood and was adrift for 40 days... That person is a nut.
well, i would consider that person to be sort of a nut. because they'd be thinking god flooded the lands instead of, you know, scientific history of earth.
the people who think noah built a huge ark...yes, they're certifiable.
would anyone care to make an argument about how impossible it was for this 'ark' to be real? i could but, punkdavid, you usually do things best.
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Blame on weed c_b... it's the only way to save face here.
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If Soundgarden is perfectly fine with playing together with Tad Doyle on vocals, why the fuck is he wasting his life promoting the single worst album of all time? Holy shit, he has to be the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
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shades-go-down wrote:
Blame on weed c_b... it's the only way to save face here.
dude...i found a plank on the hill on my backyard that i'm pretty sure was part of noah's ark.
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
shades-go-down wrote:
Blame on weed c_b... it's the only way to save face here.
dude...i found a plank on the hill on my backyard that i'm pretty sure was part of noah's ark.
brilliant.
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If Soundgarden is perfectly fine with playing together with Tad Doyle on vocals, why the fuck is he wasting his life promoting the single worst album of all time? Holy shit, he has to be the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
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