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 Post subject: Death by Sex
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:47 pm 
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25 ... 62,00.html

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THIS was one bet Sergey Tuganov was determined to win.

British newspaper, The Sun, reports the 28-year-old Russian man died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills for an apparent 12-hour sex romp.

Two women told Moscow police they bet Tuganov $US4300 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them during a non-stop half day sex marathon.

The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager, Moscow police said.

"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.

Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of Viagra he had ingested.

There are 30 pills in an average 100mg bottle of Viagra.


:haha: Darwin award?

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
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Death and Glory.

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
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Death and Glory.


:lol:

Experience dictates that sensitivity and tenderness would become an issue for all parties involved well before the 12 hour mark hits. And those women would need plenty of water.

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
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so you're supposed to call the doctor after 4 hours... what to join in?

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
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A 75-year old man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe Viagra. When the doctor asks why, the old man replies, "Well, I've got a pretty crazy weekend planned. My ex-wife is coming to town on Friday, and she is going to expect some type of service...if you get my meaning. Then, on Saturday, my other ex-wife is coming to see me, and she is going to ... need servicing as well. Then on top of that, on Sunday I'm going out with my girlfriend and I need to perform even better."

The doctor studies him and says "Okay, I'll do this but i really don't feel good about all this with your age and heart. I recommend that you come in first thing Monday morning so I can check you out to make sure you're okay." The old man consents.

On Monday the old man walks back into the doctor's office for his 9 a.m. appointment and his right arm is in a sling. The doc asks "Ohmygod!? I knew i shouldn't have allowed this to occur. What happened to you???"

The old man replies: "They never showed."

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
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will this make given2trade immortal?

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
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Jammer91 wrote:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html

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THIS was one bet Sergey Tuganov was determined to win.

British newspaper, The Sun, reports the 28-year-old Russian man died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills for an apparent 12-hour sex romp.

Two women told Moscow police they bet Tuganov $US4300 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them during a non-stop half day sex marathon.

The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager, Moscow police said.

"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.

Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of Viagra he had ingested.

There are 30 pills in an average 100mg bottle of Viagra.


:haha: Darwin award?

totally!

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 Post subject: Re: Death by Sex
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:35 am 
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So basically they tried to act out Dinah Moe Humm.

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