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 Post subject: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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The first trials of controversial sunshielding technology are being planned after the United Nations failed to secure agreement on cutting greenhouse gases.

Bill Gates, the Microsoft billionaire, is funding research into machines to suck up ten tonnes of seawater every second and spray it upwards. This would seed vast banks of white clouds to reflect the Sun’s rays away from Earth.

The British and American scientists involved do not intend to wait for international rules on technology that deliberately alters the climate. They believe that the weak outcome of December’s climate summit in Copenhagen means that emissions will continue to rise unchecked and that the world urgently needs an alternative strategy to protect itself from global warming.

Many methods of cooling the planet, collectively known as geoengineering, have been proposed. They include rockets to deploy millions of mirrors in the stratosphere and artificial trees to suck carbon dioxide from the air. Most would be prohibitively expensive and could not be deployed for decades.

However, a study last year calculated that a fleet of 1,900 ships costing £5 billion could arrest the rise in temperature by criss-crossing the oceans and spraying seawater from tall funnels to whiten clouds and increase their reflectivity.

Silver Lining, a research body in San Francisco, has received $300,000 (£204,000) from Mr Gates. It will develop machines to convert seawater into microscopic particles capable of being blown up to the cloud level of 1,000 metres. This would whiten clouds by increasing the number of nuclei.

The trial would involve ten ships and 10,000sq km (3,800sq miles) of ocean. Armand Neukermanns, who is leading the research, said that whitening clouds was “the most benign form of engineering” because, while it might alter rainfall, the effects would cease soon after the machines were switched off.

Other types of geoengineering, such as mimicking volcanoes by using aircraft to spray reflective sulphate particles in the stratosphere, would have much longer effects on weather patterns.

Stephen Salter, Emeritus Professor of Engineering Design at the University of Edinburgh, said that there was no need to wait for regulations because the trials would not add chemicals to the atmosphere. But Sir David King, former chief scientific adviser to the Government, said that experiments with potential consequences beyond national borders needed international regulations. He told The Times: “I do not see any geoengineering solution which does not have unintended consequences or is not far too expensive.”


Regardless of one's personal feelings on climate change, if man's unintentional effects on the climate are dangerous I really hate to see how intentionally messing with it is going to turn out.


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 Post subject: Re: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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 Post subject: Re: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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this sounds pretty cool.

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this has fail written all over it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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He's trying to save the world. This has more hallmarks of a Michael Crichton novel.

While attempting to save the world he accidently creates a super bacteria which causes it's doom.

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How bad could something called "Ice 9" be?

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 Post subject: Re: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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i'm guessing that they've already realized that powering ships &/or planes around the globe to 'fight climate change' will create more climate altering gases.

also, i love the 'when it creates moar rain we'll turn the boats off' line... New Orleans (not to mention the entirety of the Mississippi River) might want that planned for a little better...

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at least we'll be able to find our bikes.

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dibs on celery

i getz all the peanut butter though!!

who's got the raisins?

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EllisEamos wrote:
Skitch Patterson wrote:
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i getz all the peanut butter though!!

who's got the raisins?



I got the raisins and the ranch dip.

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i guess i get the female virgins, which is all that is left.

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 Post subject: Re: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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This really doesn't help in the raping of the Appalachian mountaintops.


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How bad could something called "Ice 9" be?

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punkdavid wrote:
How bad could something called "Ice 9" be?


Well, it was developed by a dude named Armand Neukermanns, so it's tough to say.

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 Post subject: Re: Bill Gates = James Bond Villain
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I remember Malcolm Gladwell did a piece about the Gates thinktank that came up with this idea. It's not really connected to Bill Gates except in that he pays the people who came up with the idea.


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FTFY

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