I was reading up on this organization after they appeared on TMZ talking about Tim Tebow. I like them! Check this list out:
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth[14]
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. Do not harm little children. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.
What's not to agree with here? Not sure I like the magic one but the rest seem like awesome rules to live by!
The Church of Satan does not worship or support a belief in the Devil or other supernatural entities. "My real feeling is that anybody who believes in supernatural entities on some level is insane. Whether they believe in The Devil or God, they are abdicating reason," said Peter Gilmore.[3] Gilmore defines the word Satan: "Satan is a model or a mode of behavior. Satan in Hebrew means 'adversary' or 'opposer'; one who questions."[3]
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If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.
What do they mean by lair? Your home? What does the mating signal entail? Flashing? So it's ok to kill human animals under certain conditions? Destroy them. Hahaha.
They are worded in goth, so they sound funny. You can just read the magic one as 'give credit where credit's due' or something.
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:21 am Posts: 23078 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Gender: Male
Owl_Farmer wrote:
given2trade wrote:
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.
What do they mean by lair? Your home? What does the mating signal entail? Flashing? So it's ok to kill human animals under certain conditions? Destroy them. Hahaha.
They are worded in goth, so they sound funny. You can just read the magic one as 'give credit where credit's due' or something.
Yes, your "lair" is your home. A lot of those rules are silly. You should read The Satanic Bible, which is their version of Dianetics. A lot of it is over-the-top campy. The Church itself has some good ideas but it is an organized religion and thus riddled with inconsistencies and a hunger for control and profit.
The whole "Satan" thing is basically them trolling. They're mostly atheists. It's really a kind of rampant secular humanism. They do have some hysterical rituals though that I could never get through with a straight face.
And when I said I was a "card-carrying" member I mean that literally. There is a card. I still have it somewhere.
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Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:21 am Posts: 23078 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Gender: Male
True. Most of the people in the church (from my experience) were either rich & "rebellious" (the younger crowd) or rich & bored (the older people). I think you even had to pay to join at the time.
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