Red Mosquito • View topic - Abraham Lincoln Created Facebook (fucking hoax)

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

At first, I thought this was an Onion article, but it might actually be legit. An Illinois professor is going to check up on it further. Apparently, Abe filed a patent for a FB-like invention in 1845. It's nuts. This was just written about by the guy who discovered it three days ago. So after more research you might see this in the news soon, I don't know.

http://natestpierre.me/2012/05/08/abrah ... -facebook/

It's better if you go to the direct link, because the guy has pics posted.

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

Nevermind. Apparently it's a fucking hoax. The guy admitted to it yesterday. Fuck him. This is so stupid. This thread sucks.

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:09 pm

well that was a freebie

Doug RR · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:10 pm

this should be in the RM camp thread

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

hey how 'bout this thread right here

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:13 pm

Good a thread as any.

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

just leave me alone. I just wanna be left alone

Doug RR · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:15 pm

I heard that Lenny invented those little discs that come in a pizza box that keeps cheese from sticking on the cardboard

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:16 pm

I always referred to those as the little table in the pizza box.

malice · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:19 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I always referred to those as the little table in the pizza box.

don't mention that tonight, friend

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I always referred to those as the little table in the pizza box.

I always referred to it as that useless piece of plastic sticking in the middle of my pizza. "What? I can't eat that. Get out of here."

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:20 pm

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I always referred to those as the little table in the pizza box.

I always referred to it as that useless piece of plastic sticking in the middle of my pizza. "What? I can't eat that. Get out of here."

It's hardly useless.

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:35 pm

I don't know, I used to really like the cheese/sauce/one off topping chunk at the top of the box. It was like pizza without dealing with that meddlesome crust.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 7:50 pm

This isn't really helping me believe in spirits, Randy.

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

put a white bed sheet over yourself and stand in front of the mirror.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 8:25 pm

Doug RR wrote:

I heard that Lenny invented those little discs that come in a pizza box that keeps cheese from sticking on the cardboard

This is true. It's why I can afford such a lavish lifestyle while staying employed in my true passion: HR.

kpj · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:19 pm **Posts:** 1156

He hunted Vampire's you know.

vegman · **Posted:** Sat May 12, 2012 11:03 am

I thought Al Gore invented Facebook.

Rebar · **Posted:** Sat May 12, 2012 2:33 pm

I'm gonna hang here for a while.

evenslow · **Posted:** Sat May 12, 2012 2:39 pm

this might be the greatest first two posts of any thread ever.

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