There really are to many to list but here are some of my favorites:

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my dick sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big fucking liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our fucking wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way."

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

Didn't he just make a statement that his only personality flaw is that his is too sensitive?

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

The 'I'll eat his childern' one.

i dont think you left any for us

I remember he was doing an interview with a female reporter and said something like:

"I don't speak to women unless I'm going to fornicate with them ......................................do you want to continue this interview?"

also

"I just like to hang out and get drunk and get high and play with my kids..."

"I just farted"

-Tyson on a live press conference on ESPN after a fight.

"Come one, come all."

Mike is a lot of things, but at a loss for an interesting quote was never one of them. He's a very interesting, and deranged, individual.

hah, tyson never fails at cracking me up

classic

i love this thread.

"And so as heavyweight champion, recognized by nine of the fourteen sanctioning bodies, I sincerely urge you all to stay in school. Uhh, thankyou."

I really like the one about a pigeon.

One you didn't have listed is one where he says in court. Something along the lines of, "I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy like that. [gigling] You know, I like to have sex in wierd places."

I love the line, "I'm crazy, but I'm crazy like that." I say it all the time.

When Tyson's trainer died and he lost someone to establish boundaries for him and protect his interests, his career and his life, in my humble opinion, when to complete crap. He should never have been allowed back into Boxing if not for his prison time for his Hollyfield bite. Absolutely unacceptable behavior on so many levels.... the guy is excess baggage in the airport of life and I have absolutely no interest in any work coming out of his mouth. I find nothing about him nor his life nor his career entertaining at this point, and he wasn't even worth the amount of time it took to indicate so herein.

My two cents,

c-

This is vague memory, but before one of his last bouts, he claimed to have an injured back. Larry Merchant, I believe, asked him what was wrong with his back and Tyson replied "It's spinal."