Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:59 am Posts: 18643 Location: Raleigh, NC Gender: Male
He's good.
"There's always going to be criticism when your name is Jalen. You have to wear a bulletproof vest and be ready for it."
– Jalen on himself
"Was it for Richard Jefferson?"
– Jalen after hearing that Carter had been traded to New Jersey
"I'm a GM in fantasy basketball and I'm a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don't know."
– Jalen on the Vince Carter trade
"He probably was a little tired from All-Star Weekend. While he was running up and down the court throwing it off the backboard, I was laying on the beach drinking a fruity drink with an umbrella. So I probably gave myself an unfair advantage on that one."
– Jalen explaining why he outplayed Carter two days after the All-Star Game
"I've got to stop this. My entourages are getting entourages."
– Jalen on the trouble of finding tickets for everyone when he returns to Detroit
"Like I told the guys earlier, once he turns 21 and is able to drink, it's over."
– Jalen after LeBron scored 56 on the Raptors
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 5981 Location: Bel-Air Gender: Male
After Indiana traded Jalen to the Bulls I thought Donnie Walsh was going to bring him back like he did when he traded Mark Jackson to Denver for Jalen. Jalen Rose and Reggie Miller once both scored 40 points in the same game. I wish we had him back.
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Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
gotta love jalen.....he went to michigan (fab five!), so of course i love him...funny dude.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:52 pm Posts: 6822 Location: NY Gender: Male
Gotta love Jalen. He was obviously the thug leader of the Fab Five, and has provided some of the greatest quotes in recent NBA history. My favorite is the "expending energy at the All-Star game/drinking fruity drinks on the beach" comparison. You just can't write that shit.
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:32 pm Posts: 766 Location: Grayson County, Virginia
$úñ_DëV|L wrote:
Athletic Supporter wrote:
I think Barkley is still the funniest athlete of all time. We should have a thread for that
I don't find Barkley funny at all.
He is fun to make fun of, thats for sure, because he is an idiot.
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Athletic Supporter wrote:
"I'm a GM in fantasy basketball and I'm a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don't know." – Jalen on the Vince Carter trade
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