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 Post subject: I'm going to invent a sport
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:36 am 
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Ok since there are only two good sports in existence, I'm going to invent a cool sport right now, with common household items. What I want to use is the following:

(2) blank CDs
(1) wooden chair
(2) mouse pads
(3) coffe cups
(1) pack of Vicks cough drops

ok now, let's think of a fun game involving this shit.


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godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:


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flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

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godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
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Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

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Two of my favorites indeed! :thumbsup:


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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

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Two of my favorites indeed! :thumbsup:

You need to look at General Disruption more friend, http://www.red-mosquito.de/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20692


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godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

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GEG.....a sports fan? :?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence, I'm going to invent a cool sport right now, with common household items. What I want to use is the following:

(2) blank CDs
(1) wooden chair
(2) mouse pads
(3) coffe cups
(1) pack of Vicks cough drops

ok now, let's think of a fun game involving this shit.


Honestly though, to answer your question...

First, the wooden chair must have wheels.

A person sits in the chair and then someone else pushes them down the hall, like a bowling lane. At the end, a large stack of coffee cups are built up sorta like a pyramid (these will be our pins). The mouse pad can be used as the take-off point, where the pusher must release the chair.

While the rider approaches the coffee cups, everybody else is flinging the blank CD's at him like frisbees (a la' the temple in Raiders of the Lost Ark...except not with blowdarts, but rather blank CD's).

Finally the rider crashes into the "pins." Whoever breaks / knocks over the most coffee cups is the proud winner of a bag of Vick's cough drops.

Let's play!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

Image

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Two of my favorites indeed! :thumbsup:

You need to look at General Disruption more friend, http://www.red-mosquito.de/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20692


Hockey sucks.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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resonance of distance wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

Image

Image


Two of my favorites indeed! :thumbsup:

You need to look at General Disruption more friend, http://www.red-mosquito.de/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20692


Hockey sucks.


Baseball sucks.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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flavdave wrote:
resonance of distance wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

Image

Image


Two of my favorites indeed! :thumbsup:

You need to look at General Disruption more friend, http://www.red-mosquito.de/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20692


Hockey sucks.


Baseball sucks.


purple is gay.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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Bammer wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence, I'm going to invent a cool sport right now, with common household items. What I want to use is the following:

(2) blank CDs
(1) wooden chair
(2) mouse pads
(3) coffe cups
(1) pack of Vicks cough drops

ok now, let's think of a fun game involving this shit.


Honestly though, to answer your question...

First, the wooden chair must have wheels.

A person sits in the chair and then someone else pushes them down the hall, like a bowling lane. At the end, a large stack of coffee cups are built up sorta like a pyramid (these will be our pins). The mouse pad can be used as the take-off point, where the pusher must release the chair.

While the rider approaches the coffee cups, everybody else is flinging the blank CD's at him like frisbees (a la' the temple in Raiders of the Lost Ark...except not with blowdarts, but rather blank CD's).

Finally the rider crashes into the "pins." Whoever breaks / knocks over the most coffee cups is the proud winner of a bag of Vick's cough drops.

Let's play!!!

Hahahahaha I love it :)


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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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godeatgod wrote:
Bammer wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence, I'm going to invent a cool sport right now, with common household items. What I want to use is the following:

(2) blank CDs
(1) wooden chair
(2) mouse pads
(3) coffe cups
(1) pack of Vicks cough drops

ok now, let's think of a fun game involving this shit.


Honestly though, to answer your question...

First, the wooden chair must have wheels.

A person sits in the chair and then someone else pushes them down the hall, like a bowling lane. At the end, a large stack of coffee cups are built up sorta like a pyramid (these will be our pins). The mouse pad can be used as the take-off point, where the pusher must release the chair.

While the rider approaches the coffee cups, everybody else is flinging the blank CD's at him like frisbees (a la' the temple in Raiders of the Lost Ark...except not with blowdarts, but rather blank CD's).

Finally the rider crashes into the "pins." Whoever breaks / knocks over the most coffee cups is the proud winner of a bag of Vick's cough drops.

Let's play!!!

Hahahahaha I love it :)


:D I knew you would! I may have used too many coffee cups (you said only 3) but I had to put my own twist on it for love of the sport.

And GEG, trust me man, if you ever do make it to college....if you join a frat you'll get to do fun shit like this all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

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? The Chochkey Toss ?

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Perhaps replace the Vicks Cough Drops with Sausages?

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Or maybe people have to strap Vicks Cough Drops to the bottom of their shoes before tossing the items into the tree?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm going to invent a sport
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resonance of distance wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
flavdave wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
Ok since there are only two good sports in existence.


Elaborate. :shock:

Image

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Two of my favorites indeed! :thumbsup:

You need to look at General Disruption more friend, http://www.red-mosquito.de/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20692


Hockey sucks.


You, my friend, can rot in hell.

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And GEG, trust me man, if you ever do make it to college....if you join a frat you'll get to do fun shit like this all the time.


:lol: :lol: picturing geg in a frat doing these "fun" things.

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And GEG, trust me man, if you ever do make it to college....if you join a frat you'll get to do fun shit like this all the time.


:lol: :lol: picturing geg in a frat doing these "fun" things.


'Twould brighten his spirits, to be sure.

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