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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:06 am 
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so im taking my morning shit and reading SI, Jack McCallum's article in particular about being an assistant coach for the Phoenix Suns. Now by no means am I a prude or can't handle the language, but here's an exact quote, and man o man I bet SI gets crucified for this since kids will read this.
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When the converastion turns to Stoudemire, whose five-year $73 million contract extension will be announced on Media Day, the coaches sound more like fans. "Last season he dunked on [the Houston Rockets'] Yao Ming and didn't even look at him," says Weber. "Yao is 7'6. How is that possible?"

"Yao wasn't looking at him, either," says Iavaroni. "He had his eyes closed in fear."

"I'm not sure his best dunk wasn't against Adonal Foyle in the Golden State game," says Gentry.

"The one against [ the Minnesota Timberwolves' Michael] Olowakandi was better," counters Weber. "Olowakandi's 7'1" and his wingspan must be 9'6"."

"That doesn't count," says Gentry. "Olowakandi's a pussy."

"Taht's Gentry", Iavaroni says, turning to me. "G-e-n. . . ."


i would have shit my pants reading that, but i was already dropping a duece.

now i dont read all of SI, usually only the basketball related stories and the pro football stories. has it always been like this?

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Is this thread about SI or your shit?

come to think of it, same thing


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Pussy, like a little kitty cat. Get your head out of the gutter, man. :wink:

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vegman wrote:
Is this thread about SI or your shit?



yeah, we really didn't need to know what you were doing while reading the article.

But I agree, that sort of language doesn't belong in SI.

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Ricardo Tubbs wrote:
vegman wrote:
Is this thread about SI or your shit?



yeah, we really didn't need to know what you were doing while reading the article.

But I agree, that sort of language doesn't belong in SI.


actually you did need to know about it

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Peeps wrote:
Ricardo Tubbs wrote:
vegman wrote:
Is this thread about SI or your shit?



yeah, we really didn't need to know what you were doing while reading the article.

But I agree, that sort of language doesn't belong in SI.


actually you did need to know about it


now that's creepy.

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Ricardo Tubbs wrote:
Peeps wrote:
Ricardo Tubbs wrote:
vegman wrote:
Is this thread about SI or your shit?



yeah, we really didn't need to know what you were doing while reading the article.

But I agree, that sort of language doesn't belong in SI.


actually you did need to know about it


now that's creepy.

*crappy

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