mrs gabby gal

i wear headphones for a reason, i hate talking at when im working out, whether im on a bench or doing the elipitcal machine. when you see me looking straight ahead, and mouthing the lyrics to the song playing, that means, dont talk to me, not ask me 10 different questions as im sweating my balls off doing cardio


mr meat head(s)

ok, i get it youre huge, but for fucks sake, dont talk for 20 minutes, then do a set of 5 and talk for another, i need to use the machine youre using and its taking you an hour for one set


old gal past your prime

look, i understand about wanting to get back into shape. i go to the gym in sweats, a tshirt covered by a baggy sweatshirt. so you shouldnt come to the gym as a 40 year old woman whos ass is fatter than my belly wearing spandex. i can count the craters in your ass. stop it, now


young girl with 0% body fat

you are the goal of every guy in the gym, people dont go to the gym to get healthy, they go so they can get more sex. period. but seeing your tight ass little body stretching and thinking of things i would kill to do to ya just takes my mind off of why im there in the first place, even though it is you

These are the people who take out freeweights that they can barely lift, do two curls to show everyone how strong they are, and then leave the massive weights lying on the floor for someone scrawny like me to clean up.

And they are usually the guys that make those big grunts so everyone knows that they are lifting at that moment.

i stay by the cardio with my iPod and don't talk to anyone

I don't know why they even go to the gym. If I got myself into that kind of shape I wouldn't be bothering with they gym, I'd be out having fun. I think the reason most of them go is so that they can be looked at, they enjoy the attention

Don't forget the "Old perverted gym man"


Definition - This 60 year old guy that goes to the gym everyday, and all he does is socially talk to women 20 years younger than him, hoping that in an instance, they will fuck them.

that would be me, but there arent any 15-16 year olds there

im usually there at 6am to do cardio and workout (workout every other day) and then im there around 7ish to do more cardio before i play bball from 8-10


let me tell you, im too fucking old for this and i wonder if all this work is worth it when being fat i could sleep alot more


*stares at 0% body fat girl*

Speaking as a guy who's spent much of the last 10 years in the gym, I'm happier now that I'm not working out constantly than I ever was when I was there 5+ times a week. I still try to make it once in a while but it doesn't have the same effect on me any more that it used to. I always do enjoy staring at miss 0% though

last time I sat foot in gym was 1989...sounds like things have not changed at all

doug...dont you have a photo to shoot?

much like that young asian girl i saw in the back of a magazine, im not buying it doug


you settled up two bar tabs, time to settle up this one

I was going hardcore. I am like 5'10 and have a husky build. I went from 240 to 185 by going alot, doing weights & tons of cardio. But then I think i just wore my body out. I never really took break in the workout, and my body brokedown. I am about 195 now, i eat what i want, but I am starting to go alot again.

I hate the fuckers who try to lift the huge weights and just stand around and talk. Why wake up at 6 in the morning to stand around and talk to your boyfriend.

I drug my ass out of bed for a reason and I'm sure as hell not going to talk to anyone. I just listen to my iPod and ignore everyone.

Sorry its a big pet peeve of mine.

Haha, that's hilarious.

I haven't worked out since high school. Tried the gym a couple times, but it requires more motivation than what I was given.

this is my biggest problem. its hard to concentrate when chicks come to the gym half-naked. im not complaining, im just saying

All reasons why I stopped going to the gym years ago. I just bought everything I need to workout at home.

and peeps, you mouth the lyrics to songs when you work out? uggh

im thinking about doing this, so far i have a treadmill and a punching bag. what equipment do you have at home?

I have a ton of stuff......elliptical, bench with the leg extention, squat rack, pulldown unit and preacher curl pad. Lots of dumbells and an olympic weight set. The only thing I wish I had was a leg press.

How much does a good treadmill run?

not karaoke style moving, more like what you might see when people are silently reading


see, i have a weider bench set at home, with the leg extension, preacher curl, incline/decline bench, lat pull dow, rope extension, but that makes it too easy for me to say, ill workout tonite/morning/tomorrow

i figure if im spending 43 a month on the gym, i better use it