Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
I don't know what combination of hard work and/or luck landed you a seat at the bar in a standing-room-only bar on the UNC campus, but we need to discuss some things.
1) You pee like a little girl. Upon making people move for the 25th time in a two-hour basketball game so that you can pee, even a UNC fan would be risking a lynching.
2) Are you really happy there? I mean, all of your high fives were returned with middle fingers. Even if Duke had won, you'd still be one guy, alone in a bar packed shoulder-to-shoulder with people that hate you. Didn't you have ONE friend to bring to the bar with you? And if you didn't? There are lots of great bars on the Duke campus which is only 15 minutes away. Too far? There are several neutral sites in between! I really felt bad the way you had to pay up and get the fuck out with five minutes left in the game.
3) Dook sucks!!
Your caring friend,
B
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Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
couldnt this have been done via the MLB Power Rankings thread?
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Cal Varnsen wrote:
couldnt this have been done via the MLB Power Rankings thread?
They aren't jumping over an impromtu bonfire in that thread.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:38 am Posts: 5575 Location: Sydney, NSW
punkdavid wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I like watching games with fans of rival teams.
Is it anything like being a Republican in the N&D forum?
Want me to play Devil's Advocate for a month? I've toyed with the idea before... I love being the odd man out.
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If Soundgarden is perfectly fine with playing together with Tad Doyle on vocals, why the fuck is he wasting his life promoting the single worst album of all time? Holy shit, he has to be the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
I like it to, but I like having friends. I would never do it alone.
Here we are at an Illinois game. I had an awesome time, but I couldn't imagine winning and having no one to cheer with or drink with.
I remember an OSU/UM game where a Michigan fan was in the middle of south stands. People started pelting him with shit, including a soda bottle full of urine.
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:14 am Posts: 8662 Location: IL
i went to a Cubs game in '93 the night after Barkley and Richard Dumas lit up the Bulls in Game 3... anyway, i chose to wear a Barkley jersey to the game... we sat in the bleachers... i was nearly mauled.... the entire left field side of the bleachers was standing, pointing at me, chanting "Barkley Sucks!" near the middle of the game... they were screaming at me to take it off... pretty scary... my friend was wearing an MJ jersey as we were just two 16-year olds looking to get on TV
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:47 pm Posts: 9282 Location: Atlanta Gender: Male
pearljamminagain wrote:
i went to a Cubs game in '93 the night after Barkley and Richard Dumas lit up the Bulls in Game 3... anyway, i chose to wear a Barkley jersey to the game... we sat in the bleachers... i was nearly mauled.... the entire left field side of the bleachers was standing, pointing at me, chanting "Barkley Sucks!" near the middle of the game... they were screaming at me to take it off... pretty scary... my friend was wearing an MJ jersey as we were just two 16-year olds looking to get on TV
you should have turned around and said......so do the cubs fuck off!!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Electromatic wrote:
pearljamminagain wrote:
i went to a Cubs game in '93 the night after Barkley and Richard Dumas lit up the Bulls in Game 3... anyway, i chose to wear a Barkley jersey to the game... we sat in the bleachers... i was nearly mauled.... the entire left field side of the bleachers was standing, pointing at me, chanting "Barkley Sucks!" near the middle of the game... they were screaming at me to take it off... pretty scary... my friend was wearing an MJ jersey as we were just two 16-year olds looking to get on TV
you should have turned around and said......so do the cubs fuck off!!
How did you live through your teenage years?
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
PeopleMyAge wrote:
i went to the browns/steelers game in cleveland last year (not this past year, the year before) and sat on the home side.
fun times.
after the game walking back to my car i can't count how many people told me plaxico burress sucks (i had his jersey on).
You fuckers from Youngstown, OHIO who root for the Steelers are disgusting.
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PeopleMyAge wrote:
hey man i'm not even 10 minutes from sharon, pa so....
Yeah, so were my college buddies who grew up in Warren. I still deflate their dumb Steelers ball everytime I'm at their house.
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