Post subject: Reasons you should not be optimistic about your teams season
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:45 pm
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Ok, my Atlanta Falcons.
we all know reasons to be happy about our teams, what are your gripes...
#1 We have no kicker.
#2 We have no kicker.
#3 Nelson Garner is so horrible as the Georgia Force kicker it makes me depressed that the Falcons don't have a kicker. (yes, I am so pathetic I have actually been to every home arena game this season but I was paid for it so that counts I hope)
#4 the third string RB from Liberty ran all over our defense last season.
#5 Pathetic privaledged nancy boy QB Chris Simms who stunk it up at Texas actually got an NFL gig and played pretty well last season and the damned hated Suckaneers and Panties got better in the areas they needed to, also the Ain'ts picked up Reginald.
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no team in philadelphia has won a championship since the year i was born. its not that they havent had good teams, its that god hates me and will never allow one of these teams to win a championship while im alive.
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Maple Leafs - Well come on... where do I start?
Blue Jays - toughest division in baseball
Raptors - see maple leafs
Argonauts - probably signing Ricky Williams
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no team in philadelphia has won a championship since the year i was born. its not that they havent had good teams, its that god hates me and will never allow one of these teams to win a championship while im alive.
take comfort in knowing that when it does happen, the long wait will make it that much better.
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Heels... i wont worry about these boys for about the next decade or so... the future is so damn bright...
Cardinals.... we will probalby choke again in the playoffs after coasting to another division title
Cowboys.... ha, do i really even need to say... what the hell, the asshole that is TO will ruin them (even though i am an "us" guy, i cant say that about the Cowboys until TO has left town)
Post subject: Re: Reasons you should not be optimistic about your teams se
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:48 pm
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Electromatic wrote:
Ok, my Atlanta Falcons.
we all know reasons to be happy about our teams, what are your gripes...
#1 We have no kicker.
#2 We have no kicker.
#3 Nelson Garner is so horrible as the Georgia Force kicker it makes me depressed that the Falcons don't have a kicker. (yes, I am so pathetic I have actually been to every home arena game this season but I was paid for it so that counts I hope)
#4 the third string RB from Liberty ran all over our defense last season.
#5 Pathetic privaledged nancy boy QB Chris Simms who stunk it up at Texas actually got an NFL gig and played pretty well last season and the damned hated Suckaneers and Panties got better in the areas they needed to, also the Ain'ts picked up Reginald.
#1 Because Vick fucking blows
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#5 Pathetic privaledged nancy boy QB Chris Simms who stunk it up at Texas actually got an NFL gig and played pretty well last season and the damned hated Suckaneers and Panties got better in the areas they needed to, also the Ain'ts picked up Reginald.
he didn't exactly "stink it up" at Texas.
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likeatab wrote:
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#5 Pathetic privaledged nancy boy QB Chris Simms who stunk it up at Texas actually got an NFL gig and played pretty well last season and the damned hated Suckaneers and Panties got better in the areas they needed to, also the Ain'ts picked up Reginald.
he didn't exactly "stink it up" at Texas.
He displaced a guy in Major Applewhite, who played pretty well in big games (where Simms faltered) and pretty much guarenteed Applewhite would end up in some crappy coaching positon (like the one he's currently in at Syracuse) whereas Simms would get by mostly on the merits of his fathers greatness luckily for him he got in to a program with a guy who's good with QB's...hmm I wonder how that happened. Daddy has a lot of pull. In other words, if you're Tampa, expect to see a regression in season two from Simms.
I've never liked Simms, him playing for Tampa makes me hate him more.
3000+ yards 26TD's and 12 INt's aren't all that bad, but I really, really, really dislike the guy.
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Daddy has a lot of pull. In other words, if you're Tampa, expect to see a regression in season two from Simms.
