I just want to know if anyone has any amusing anecdotes from a time when they acted like a little cocksucker in the athletic world. I have a couple I'll post in a little bit.

i had a nasty late hit down the sidelines..he was outta bounds, but it was a nice fuckin shot..i took the 15y..coach wanst mad tho, hit was too beautiful for him to get mad

I think I was a sophmore in HS, I hated the QB on the other team so one play I blitzed, he got the ball off and I pulled up then said fuck it and took 3 more steps to level him about 3-4 seconds after he threw the ball. Later on I crushed him out of bounds and got flagged for another 15 on their sideline, their coach grabbed my facemask and cursed me out. I told him to fuck himself.

My favorite part was we were winning something like 42-0 and the QB breaks a run from about his own 25. I was on the opposite flat in pass coverage around the line of scrimmage and when I turned around he was already at about the 50 running free. I went after him on a full out sprint and caught him at around the 3, grabbed him by the back of the shoulder pad collar and basically pulled him back to a dead stop, he hurt his back on the play. I was proud of myself for preserving the shutout but they ended up scoring 3 plays later.

- KO'd a soccer goalie once.
- broke a guys nose in soccer.

Last summer in a basketball league I was basically mugged by 2 players and got the ball stolen from me. The next time they had the ball I hacked the fuck out of some dude driving the lane. After the call the ref is at about halfcourt and I walk back towards the other end and said to him "you call that but you don't call that shit on our end". I keep walking and he turns around and starts yelling "what did you say!! What did you say" I just kept my back turned and by this point we are at opposite foul lines. I know I'm gonna blow at any point so I keep my head down and back turned. The ref keeps going, says something along the lines of "maybe you should protect the ball better". He keeps going so I turn around and make that yapping movement with my hand, to mockingly show him that he needs to shut his mouth. He sprints to half court and does a big, animated T with his arms and throws me out of the game. The other ref asked what happened and he demonstrated what went on. I start yelling back "you couldnt shut your fucking mouth, could you?" they suspended me for the next game. The worst part is that we were down by 2 with about a minute left and this pretty much sealed up the game for them

during football games I used to purposely step on other players fingers with my spikes.

on purpose?

I think I was in 6th grade, I am trying to score from 2nd on a single and the ball gets to the catcher with me still about 20 feet from Home. I say fuck it and lower my shoulder into him and crush him, breaking his arm in the process. They called me safe but told me never to do it again. When they asked why I did it I said "Because Pete Rose does it". all the adults were actually laughing, except the kids folks, of course. The next season they made it a rule that you can't barrell over catchers, have to slide into home.

I acted like I was throwing the ball at an ump after he said a dude was safe at first base when he was so fucking out. He dropped to the dirt like a little bitch.

This is probably my worst one...

One season I was the inbounder for all plays on my basketball team. Some team we were playing had this kid hounding me the entire game. I got fed up with it and threw the ball straight into his face.

in babe ruth 13yr old league i bowled over the catcher to score, ang i got ejected cause that wasnt allowed, then i threw my helment and the ump told me to pick it up or id be gone for the year

Ice hockey, sophomore year. One of my teammates who was around 5'7" and 110 lbs is battling for the puck with a guy who is just a little bigger than him from the other team. Totally out of nowhere the guy from the other team starts punching him. I literally am about a foot taller and 90 lbs heavier than the guy, and am like 25 ft away when I see what's happening. I then proceed to haul ass and just blindside the guy with a full force body check. He hits the ice hard, breaks 2 ribs and gets a hell of a black eye. We both get kicked out of the game.

My teammates really liked me more after that happened.

Just arguing calls with the ump was my worst, I think.

Actually, there was one time that I got pulled from the mound when I was 10 or 11 and I threw the ball at the pitcher that was replacing me.

In HS I threw at hitters multiple times.

the goalie yeah, the other guy i put my boot to high and the dude kinda ran into it, i probably should have lowered my boot, but he was an asshole anyway.

I never wore a cup in any sport I was playing. During a HS football game, at the bottom of a pile after a tackle, some shithead grabs my balls and squeezes. While in severe pain, I decide to get him back when he's not expecting it.

Next play, I'm playing FS and he's in the slot. He runs a 8 yard stop pattern, turns for the ball and it's thrown high. He jumps to try and reach for it. I close on him, hit him very low while he's in the air, and flip him on his head.

It was well worth the 15 yards and windsprints the next week.

We were leading 2-1 against the top team and we're 3rd in the competition at that moment, but the win would take us equal on points with the leaders. A few minutes before the end I tried to run past the right back, I dived and stayed on the ground pretending to be injured for a few minutes. After that, we took the free kick gift and the ref blew the final whistle. It made me feel really good.

(the euro's reading this thread will surely love to read this )

In general, I consider myself to be a very good sport. I've been proud of the way I've been able to keep my composure in controversial and heartbreaking situations. But there are a couple of times I was a dick.

I'm in a wrestling match with this kid and I'm pretty much killing him. I'm up by at least 10 points and I have him on his back where he started to do this move (if anyone watches MMA, it was basically a guillotine) that was pretty much choking the fuck out of me. How the ref didn't catch it was beyond me, but I was having a lot of trouble breathing. After the final whistle blew, I got up by shoving his face right into the mat. He got up right away and said, "What was that for, pussy?" I said, "Good job. Call me a pussy," and reached my hand out to shake his. When I turned around afterwards he launched his headgear right at my back. It really pissed me off that he would do shit like that when I had my back turned, but I realized that I wasn't acting much better earlier, so I didn't retalliate. The win was all that mattered.

I think I started the first tennis brawl in the history of the sport. I told my opponents dad to "shut the fuck up". He was the only one who heard me and he went beserk. All the other people playing matches came over and the next thing you know there are guys in white shorts and collared shirts beating each other up. I was suspended for 1 match and almost sued the dad of my opponent cause i had scratches on my face and stuff but i really didn't have a good case or a good lawyer(at least that's what my parents told me).