so im sittin next to this old dude at the bar and he asks me if i like racing..i was like no, i just stick to the 4 major sports..hes like.ahh..they aint athletes..too many niggers..all they are is a bunch of niggers

i was like ill start watchin nascar when theres a black driver, he'll be my favorite..he was like, a couple tried but they just aint smart enough..the funny thing was that he was dead serious when he said it, he said black people arent smart enough to drive a racecar at a high speed..i started fuckin around and told him i think itd be awesome if the black driver put rims and a boomin stereo in his car..he was like thatd be bad for nascar

then he goes on to tell me how the pit crew and racers work out every day and are in way better shape than any quote/unquote athlete..he said that nfl players are in bad shape bec they run a 60 yarder and go out and take oxygen..i expained that they have capable backuyps to him, and why a coach may pull a player and stuff..he didnt undersand..he said the linemen were just fat niggers with no athletic ability..i told him that there was 300 lb linemen who can run 4.5 40s..they lauged at me..

the conversaiton was somethin else..it was great..im goin back out to another bar now..i figured id post this now bec theres a chacne i drink til blackout and forget this convo ever happened

wow that's great.

plus i also thought it was funny that you can say the nigger word out loud freely but if you said fuck, you have to put a quarter in the swear jar because its a "nice classy bar"

hahahahahahaha


i hate nascar, but that's funny.


I hope this guy was intoxicated. Or just some or drunk bastard.

still, that's funny.

I would have stopped conversing right there. That doesn't sound like the type of guy I'd want to fuck around with.

But kudos to you for eliciting some humourous remarks.

Did you clarify that hockey is one of the 4 major sports?

what kind of chaw did he have, skol, redman, or rooster?

i've had a couple of debates like this at random bars. I actually can't believe that these bars have Nascar on most of the TV's. I try to watch but after 10 minutes i can't handle it and also can't believe that people like it.

oh yeah forgot about that..when he did the nigger rambling, i was like..what about hockey, theres no niggers in hockey..he was like, yeah hockeys ok..

and another thing i thought of..he said if he reffed a pro basketball game, the score would be 0-0 at the end of the game..hes like, those niggers, they cant shoot a basket..all they could do is this *makes a dunk motion*..he was like, when i learned the game we were taught to dribble the right way and do bounce passes, he was then swingin his arm around..sayin they travel every time they touched the ball

both

it was funny because he had a buddy next to him who nodded his head and agreed with everything he said throughout the conversation

whatever i type in this post, it cant do enough justice to show how funny this was

another funny thing is that like 20 mins after we talked i was in negotiations with his wife to buy the bar

fuckin southern people man. i love the south and all, but the rednecks just give that region that hillbilly stereotype.

funny thing is that im from pennsylvania

Where at though?

You know what they say about Pennsylvania? Philly in the East, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle.

They also call the area in between "Pennsyltucky"

i never heard this before..but yeah thats us..im like 1 hr 45 min northwest of ya

dude i'd go back to the bar and just keep talking to him. This guy is money

Well, he got one thing right.

oh i definitley will

funny thing is that he walked away from the conversation cuz i pissed him off and moved to the other side of the bar

I'm use to these assholes.. this sign is about 30 miles from my house.

From SomethingAwful's Comprehensive Guide to Lame Sports:


NASCAR

Before I start this, I want to make something very clear. If you have ever argued that NASCAR is a sport or that its drivers are athletes, you are an idiot. There is a difference between a competition and a sport. Racing your cousin to your sister's trailer to see who can get her pregnant first is a competition. Seeing if you can land a beer bottle in the baby's cleft lip from across the room is a sport. The latter requires practice and a degree of physical skill; the former just needs a fast car and maybe a pig insemination video, if you're the romantic type.

If you're a NASCAR fan you've probably spent a lot of money attending a live race, which is kind of shady since your family probably still owes Oglethorpe a good bit of money. In doing so you probably fed your wife some grain, kissed your cow goodbye, and drove to the raceway. After getting to the race and explaining to the usher the he smelled your armpits, not an onion-and-vomit sandwich you were trying to smuggle in, you probably spent a little more cash on food and beer. Between tickets, gas, and grub, you were probably about $150 in by then. Since most of you racing types think "economy" is just a word on the cases of Mountain Dew you buy, I'll simply say you could live the NASCAR experience every day if you got a job and drove in traffic to get there. Then, not only would you have the breathtaking experience of watching cars lurch forward at two miles an hour, you could start paying your satellite company in real money instead of WIC vouchers.

I will admit that NASCAR does serve an important purpose in pissing off college students. Between the large corporations, fast cars, and advertising, racing does enough to send even the biggest pothead jerkoff into a frothing rage. I am not sure if there is a Wal-Mart car, but if there is I fucking guarantee you some dreadlocked white boy in a Bob Marley shirt saw it and cracked wise about the Wal-Mart bulldozer running over locally owned businesses. Then he proceeded to talk about selling his television to finance his backpacking trip through Europe. While we are only talking hypothetically here, I can only hope the trip stalled when the French detained him for taking himself too seriously and smelling too bad.

That said, there's absolutely no reason NASCAR couldn't expand into the mainstream market. All they'd have to do is put a little extra oil on the track before a big race or fill a few drivers' spritzers with codeine and vodka. The only time I ever watched racing for more than five minutes was a recap of Dale Earnhardt's big wreck, and that was only because they showed the dashboard cam on the news. Imagine if NASCAR could guarantee five or six deaths a race. The funeral business has strong connections to the American economy, and new jobs would open once a month to any southerner with a fast car and no reason to live. So, essentially, any southerner with a fast car.

They could even use the scrap metal from the wrecks to make more guns, which they could then give to minorities. This would give NASCAR fans even more of a reason to defend the piles of chicken wire and animal waste in their backyards. The collector's plate industry would boom. People would use their newfound riches to eat filet mignon and Doritos off Jeff Gordon's face, then flip on their new HDTVs to watch made-for-TV movies about his death. It's up to you, NASCAR. Will your motor oil taint the hallowed ground of the south, or will the blood of your drivers cultivate a beautiful garden of pleasure? Answer the call, NASCAR. God's on the line and talking on answering machines makes him nervous.

Redding? (Berks County)?

Yeah I don't think that's a regional thing, sounds more like the guy is just generally stupid if he were the least bit serious and generally stupid people are all over this nation in great numbers.

That's one of those bar conversations that's just awesome though, you get the humor out of it and disbelief that anyone can be that stupid.

I'll give you that race car drivers and crews are highly skilled and in good shape for thier jobs. They are not even remotely athletes. Nothing they do has anything to do with thier physical skill other than steering and shifting. I know it's 150 degrees in the cars and these guys are amazing drivers, they are competitors, they are not athletes. I have zero problem with calling it motorsports either but it's not an athletic competition.

I find it almost remarkably hilarious that anyone in this day and age equates intelligence to race....then again I guess I should consider the source the guy probably has trouble spelling his name even though it's on his shirt and often shouts "they tookar jeeobs."