Post subject: Dan Patrick gets back in the day with Ty Cobb
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:53 am
Landry
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:50 am Posts: 11842
Found this the other day... thought it was pretty awesome... even if it isn't really TC I think he'd answer like this...
DP: Is the ball juiced?
TC: Of course it's juiced. You know, if I were playing today, with a little bit of that andro, I'd be popping 50 homers a game. That thing we were hitting was a lead rock.
DP: Should Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame?
TC: No way. It's one thing to bet on a game, another thing to get caught, you know? All those hits and hustling don't mean a thing if you can't protect your reputation.
DP: You think you've protected your reputation?
TC: At least I got away with what I needed to get away with.
DP: Should Shoeless Joe be in the Hall?
TC: No. Same with Rose, too stupid. If you're going to throw a game, don't make it the World Series. In my day, one out of every maybe 100, 200 games was thrown. And you don't need 8 guys to throw a game. The pitcher, shortstop, one other guy, no problem.
DP: What do you miss about Tiger Stadium?
TC: I miss that they never called it Cobb Stadium. I built that house. The house that Ruth built? Crap. I built the whole game and you don't see any Cobb Stadium.
DP: We did name a salad after you.
DP: Worst physique in baseball?
TC: Ruth, of course. He was a cow. But you know who was worse? Mickey Cochrane. Should have seen that guy without his shirt on. He was a walrus.
DP: Did you really sharpen your spikes?
TC: You been talking to that Home Run Baker guy? Jesus, I gave him a paper cut and he's been whining about it for 80 freakin' years.
DP: Are you a role model?
TC: No. You want a role model? Go to church. I'm a role model for greatness.
DP: Have you ever lacked confidence?
TC: All these stupid questions. You're worse than Al Stump. If you were in the room I'd shoot you.
DP: If I were in the room I'd load the gun.
DP: What did you think of Tommy Lee Jones' portrayal of you?
TC: Good God, he looked about 90! Even when he was supposed to be 20, the guy was lined like a plowed field. I know I'm ugly. But I would have liked the young Sean Connery. You know whose work I like? Richard Gere. I like his work.
DP: "The Georgia Peach" probably wouldn't go over well nowadays. Kind of a soft nickname, isn't it?
TC: Didn't go over then, either. I never was a fan of that stupid nickname.
DP: Were you embarassed, Georgia Peach?
TC: Don't use it again, I'll take you down. I'm 112 years old, but I can take you down Patrick.
DP: Titanic: the diaster or the movie?
TC: Give me Armageddon. I like that Bruce Willis guy. I like his style.
DP: Louis Armstrong?
TC: I got no opinion on him you can print.
DP: Coke or Pepsi?
TC: Oh, c'mon! Coke! I built them too. You know, the can was my idea. That never came out, but the whole idea of the can... that was mine.
Have you seen the guy give interviews lately? He's a smug little prick who gives no respect to who he's interviewing... he called Marshall Faulk a "girl" because he liked baking on Sportscenter one day last year... not to mention he's become unbelievably full of himself because he was one of the biggest ESPN anchors fame-wise... back in the day when it was just him and Kenny Mayne behind the desk were much simpler times...
And does anybody know what happened to Stu Scott's eyes? They didn't used to be like that...
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:38 am Posts: 5575 Location: Sydney, NSW
I'm sittin' in a magic hat
With smoke and mirrors
And tire rubber fires
Watch me disappear
What made it slow you down
Sucking on a ball and chain
Another motherfucker goes down the drain
Hard headed fuck you all
Just add it up to the hod rod death toll
Sick in the head sick in the mouth
And I can't hear a word you say
Not a bit, and I don't give a shit
I got the glass, I got the steel
I got the love to hate
All I need is your head on a stake
Hard headed fuck you all
Just add it on the hot rod death toll
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Jammer91 wrote:
If Soundgarden is perfectly fine with playing together with Tad Doyle on vocals, why the fuck is he wasting his life promoting the single worst album of all time? Holy shit, he has to be the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
I'm sittin' in a magic hat With smoke and mirrors And tire rubber fires Watch me disappear What made it slow you down Sucking on a ball and chain Another motherfucker goes down the drain Hard headed fuck you all Just add it up to the hod rod death toll
Sick in the head sick in the mouth And I can't hear a word you say Not a bit, and I don't give a shit I got the glass, I got the steel I got the love to hate All I need is your head on a stake Hard headed fuck you all Just add it on the hot rod death toll
I had that CD stolen from me last week... thanks for reminding me
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:38 am Posts: 5575 Location: Sydney, NSW
parchy wrote:
shades-are-raised wrote:
I'm sittin' in a magic hat With smoke and mirrors And tire rubber fires Watch me disappear What made it slow you down Sucking on a ball and chain Another motherfucker goes down the drain Hard headed fuck you all Just add it up to the hod rod death toll
Sick in the head sick in the mouth And I can't hear a word you say Not a bit, and I don't give a shit I got the glass, I got the steel I got the love to hate All I need is your head on a stake Hard headed fuck you all Just add it on the hot rod death toll
I had that CD stolen from me last week... thanks for reminding me
Well then I hope Santa got wind of this and has plans to remedy the situation for you...
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Jammer91 wrote:
If Soundgarden is perfectly fine with playing together with Tad Doyle on vocals, why the fuck is he wasting his life promoting the single worst album of all time? Holy shit, he has to be the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
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