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jayscott_ · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 pm **Posts:** 2689

Including UTah
Nice game Aggies, way to represent.

ManiacalClown · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:44 pm

jayscott_ wrote:

Including UTah
Nice game Aggies, way to represent.

I hope you're coming down to Kyle in November to witness the slaughter now that you have NO ONE. It'll make for a nice slice of humble pie.

Besides, let's not pretend you'd fare any better against Utah.

jayscott_ · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 pm **Posts:** 2689

ManiacalClown wrote:

jayscott_ wrote:

Including UTah
Nice game Aggies, way to represent.

I hope you're coming down to Kyle in November to witness the slaughter now that you have NO ONE. It'll make for a nice slice of humble pie.

Besides, let's not pretend you'd fare any better against Utah.

They'd have beaten Utah,
Vince will only be a junior, Vince is the best player on the team,
A&M sucks.
Keep talking shit, there is very little that seperates an Aggie fan and a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Gimme Some Skin · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:52 pm

jayscott_ wrote:

ManiacalClown wrote:

jayscott_ wrote:

Including UTah
Nice game Aggies, way to represent.

I hope you're coming down to Kyle in November to witness the slaughter now that you have NO ONE. It'll make for a nice slice of humble pie.

Besides, let's not pretend you'd fare any better against Utah.

They'd have beaten Utah,
Vince will only be a junior, Vince is the best player on the team,
A&M sucks.
Keep talking shit, there is very little that seperates an Aggie fan and a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

There is very little that seperates an Aggie fan from a sheep either.

Crow bar maybe?

jayscott_ · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 pm **Posts:** 2689

Gimme Some Skin wrote:

jayscott_ wrote:

ManiacalClown wrote:

jayscott_ wrote:

Including UTah
Nice game Aggies, way to represent.

I hope you're coming down to Kyle in November to witness the slaughter now that you have NO ONE. It'll make for a nice slice of humble pie.

Besides, let's not pretend you'd fare any better against Utah.

They'd have beaten Utah,
Vince will only be a junior, Vince is the best player on the team,
A&M sucks.
Keep talking shit, there is very little that seperates an Aggie fan and a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

There is very little that seperates an Aggie fan from a sheep either.

Crow bar maybe?

alright! An Aggie joke-off!
How many hours does it take an aggie to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but he gets credit for 3!

Gimme Some Skin · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:06 pm

What's the difference between an Aggie graduate and a large one-topping pizza?

A large one-topping pizza can feed a family of four.

Electromatic · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:14 pm

Gimme Some Skin wrote:

What's the difference between an Aggie graduate and a large one-topping pizza?

A large one-topping pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you get a Aggie off your front porch?

Pay them for the pizza.

jayscott_ · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 pm **Posts:** 2689

Why do Aggies keep their diplomas on their dash boards?
So they can take advantage of handicapped parking.

Electromatic · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:17 pm

It isn't true that you can just drive to college station and get a diploma, you have to roll down the window too.

What does an A&M grad call a UT grad?

Boss.

jayscott_ · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 pm **Posts:** 2689

Why did the Aggie get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Gimme Some Skin · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:38 pm

What do you get when you cross a monkey and an Aggie?

A two foot tall janitor.

jayscott_ · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 pm **Posts:** 2689

How many aggies does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one . . . unless it's a blowout, then they all show up!

Aggies can't beat any UT...

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