So i googled my name and forgot all about this gem

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/your_turn/news/2000/12/21/reactions_2001story/

CNNSI.com users were asked to predict what they think will dominate the news headlines in 2001. The surprising Saints, Tiger Woods and Andre Agassi were among those thought to lead the newscasts next year. A sample of the responses we received follows:

1. Mario leading the Pens to the cup.
2. A day goes by where some beat reporter or TV sports anchor DOESN'T mention A-Rod's contract.
3. Daniel Snyder finally admits he put together a sorry team and it wasn't Norv's fault. Then he makes a TV appearance on FOX in a show titled, "Who wants to coach a team of overpaid/over-the-hill players?"
4. I actually make the playoffs in all three of my fantasy football leagues.
5. Shaq only misses three more free throws for the year to raise his average to 43%.
6. People finally realize baseball is not a team sport and that it's really the work of Satan.
Jerry Peoples, Aliquippa, Pa.

Good job!

what!?!

what dont you understand?

baseball is totally a team sport! that's bullshit!

youre insane

you dont have someone setting a pick on an infielder as hes making a play

baseball is all individual talent

ok fine, but at least baseball isn't obsessed with stats

ba, slugging percentage, save percentage, ob, fielding, era

nope, not at all

ok fine, but at least the regular season is the best of any sport. every game counts bigtime

182 game season........drags......on

actually it's 162 but fine....at least the salary cap makes it an even playing field for every team

they dont have a salary cap

ok fine, but at least there isn't a shitload of free agent moves and most of the players stay on the same team for years

actually......pedro's a met now

and randy is a yank

ok fine, but at least all the records that are being broken are legit and the best player in the game is a class act

ok, I'll give you that one