Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:11 am Posts: 6822 Location: College Station, TX, USA Gender: Male
I watched someone dislocate their shoulder a week or two ago when they tried and failed to jump a chain link fence while running after a getaway soccer ball.
I watched someone dislocate their shoulder a week or two ago when they tried and failed to jump a chain link fence while running after a getaway soccer ball.
I had to hold in my laughter.
the thing was, as i was dialing 911, someones like, you gotta pop it in for him to end the pain, im like, wtf, do i look like im a doctor?
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:56 pm Posts: 19957 Location: Jenny Lewis' funbags
I dislocated my knee a few years ago at work while dumping some trash. It immediately popped right back in but the pain was pretty fucking intense. I had to take a week off work, and then had to wear a wrap for another 2 or 3 weeks.
fucking canukle heads, if you were a true canadian, you woulda rubbed some ice on it and got back on without missing a shift on the power play
i finished my work day, and walked/hobbled the mile or two home.
color me imressed if it was uphill, otherwise, pffft
i remember walking 2 miles with my first sprained ankle in california. if i wasnt in civilization, i probably would have laid down and waited for the vultures
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