why so early? because its never too early to laugh at the pathetic mess that is the NYK!

this isnt even going to start with Zeke harassing powerful women with stupid first names and that pretentious stupid double-last name shit....or Zeke hating white people who buy his tickets, or letting the world know its ok for a black man to call a black woman a bitch....or Jimmy Dolans daily piss on the side of the Garden....

lets talk BASKETBALL, shall we?

1. the day before camp breaks, Eddy "ALL STAR" Curry hurts his shoulder and will miss the entire preseason. lets all say it together:

CURRY GOT HURT? NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!!

2. they are bringing back broken knees 49 yr old Allan Houston!!!

this is going to be a hilariously bad season. AGAIN!

i feel so sorry for knicks fans. it's the most pathetically run franchise in sports(now that the blackhawks owner is dead). Have fun going 35-47

35-47 would be great!

let's not forget Marbury finding Jesus one morning in June...and subsequently losing his mind.

On the bright side, there's some solid young talent on this team. I have a dream that Dolan Sr. will take a break from counting his billions long enough to realize his idiot son is ruining MSG.

Sr. wont give a shit. the garden is sold out almost every night.


theres a little talent there, but not enough to win.

instead of learning how to play along side Randolph all preseason, Curry now is out until at least the reg season opener, and good luck trying to have chemestry with those 2 on the fly like that. not to mention neither of them can play interior D worth a shit.

and you know damn well by January Currys new bum shoulder will act up enough to keep him out for a good while and will hamper the fat pussy all season long. just another excuse for big boy.

yeah, Curry's injury sucks. Jerome James might actually make the team now...

I hope the Knicks can do well this year, but I just don't see it happening. Oh wellz, the only Garden team I give a shit about anyways is the Rangers.

season is off to a great start. Curry is hurt...and they just cut a rookie who might actually turn into a pretty good NBA player (Nichols) while stiffs like Jerome James and Malik Rose made the team.

hey RT, did you go to the Gints/9ers game last week? the board wa sdown so I couldnt get in touch with you to see if you wanted to meet up and join our tailgate.

you werent the one in the old west saloon shirt were you? i saw some guy and said nice shirt and he just looked at me like I was an a-hole. which I was

yes I was at the game sweating like a slave. It was about 110 degrees up in my section. I don't remember seeing anyone in a Karros jersey, so it probably wasn't me. Care to make a wager on Sunday's game in London?

i was sportin' my rams hat making sure our hated rivals lost.


no wager, ive been rooting mightily for every Miami loss this season and beyond. go big blue

well be both know the Giants aren't losing (if they do, I'm going to burn my season tickets)....but maybe against the spread? Or you could put away the Rams/Phins gear and just root for the G-Men the rest of the season.

Back to the Knicks, I received my annual call from the ticket office asking me to buy season tickets. I felt bad for the guy...that has to be one of the hardest job in sports. I'm not buying tickets until Isiah gets canned (or if he pulls off a miracle and somehow gets Kobe).

I wouldnt do that to you. you do NOT want me to adopt your team. I am the all word undisputed kiss of death. example? 2 weeks ago the rams were losing big and my wife says "why dont we just root for Kurt for the rest of the year". after I said good idea I checked the AZ score 5 minutes later, and sure as shit Warner had JUST gone down with the elbow injury.


I havent gotten my call yet, but I really hope I do. Ill tell them the same thing. Im not stepping foot in the garden unless Isaiah is fired, PJ is playing, or somehow they get Kobe. they get Kobe and Ill buy a mini plan. guaranteed.

it begins tonight.

"oh, the pain"

I am always optimistic at before the season starts. i HAS to be better than the last few years, HAS to!

well, they actually get to keep their draft pick this year....so we have that to look forward to.

goddamnit. I see the Knicks are up 5 to start the 4th so i run to a tv and out it on, and procede to watch some bum named dan williams or some shit bom uncontested threes, like 5 in a row, and the knicks are down 8.

a few things form game #1:

Zach Randolph is a disaster. absolute fucking CHUCKER. maybe worse than Crawford. Im going to hate this guy forever

once again for the 10th year in a row, the knicks are going to give up 20 uncontested three pointers a game.

its early, but im shocked I give a shit that they lost tonight.

Tonight was the first time I actually watched a full Knicks game in years. And, much to my surprise, they won.

more wide open threes for the oposition

Ive watched about 20 minutes total of these first 2 games so far and I need a third hand to count how many times Ive watched Zach Randolph get triple teamed with his back to the hoop and STILL dribble the ball and launch a shot.

unreal. nice find, Zeke. real good.