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I am in no way a boston fan...i am niether a yankees fan...but i ran across this and thought it was funny...
Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park.
One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap.
As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman.
A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch.
The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close, sticks his fingers in the womans crotch, spreading it open and staring.
Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: “Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?â€
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[quote="pjchrisrvm"]I am in no way a boston fan...i am niether a yankees fan...but i ran across this and thought it was funny...
Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park.
One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap.
As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman.
A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch.
The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close, sticks his fingers in the womans crotch, spreading it open and staring.
Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: “Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?â€
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I am in no way a boston fan...i am niether a yankees fan...but i ran across this and thought it was funny...
Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park. One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap. As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman. A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch. The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close, sticks his fingers in the womans crotch, spreading it open and staring. Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: “Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?â€
maybe it's the hangover but this went right over my head. i honestly am not sure what it is getting at and what the punchline is.
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Orpheus wrote:
Isn't that missing the punchline? It's supposed to be something like:
"What are you, some kind of pervert? "No, I'm just not used to seeing anything but a dick under a Yankees hat"
Sounds about right. I wonder if the transfer from phpBB2 to phpBB3 corrupted the post. I hope so, because otherwise that really doesn't explain my post.
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Green Habit wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
Isn't that missing the punchline? It's supposed to be something like:
"What are you, some kind of pervert? "No, I'm just not used to seeing anything but a dick under a Yankees hat"
Sounds about right. I wonder if the transfer from phpBB2 to phpBB3 corrupted the post. I hope so, because otherwise that really doesn't explain my post.
you mean you don't remember something from three and a half years ago?
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