"He said he plans to start at the $25 slots in the casinos and set a ``walkout loss number,`` which would tell him it`s time to leave.
``If I make a little bit, then maybe I move up to the $100 slots or the $500 slots, or maybe I take it to the blackjack table,`` he wrote. ``It`s their money. Why not give it a shot, try to double it? And if I make a lot, I can ...
``Well, that`s my plan.``"
That's is fuckin plan? For real?
jesus.
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sherpahigh wrote:
"He said he plans to start at the $25 slots in the casinos and set a ``walkout loss number,`` which would tell him it`s time to leave.
``If I make a little bit, then maybe I move up to the $100 slots or the $500 slots, or maybe I take it to the blackjack table,`` he wrote. ``It`s their money. Why not give it a shot, try to double it? And if I make a lot, I can ...
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Top Ten John Daly Quotes
In honor of April Fools Day, we decided to honor America's favorite fool: John Daly. Daly has always been a fan favorite, and he has always had some of the craziest quotes in all of sports. The beer chugging, chain smoking, womanizing, Hooters loving Golfer is a true character. Here are ten of the best quotes we could come up with (along with ten of the best photos we could find of him).
10. (About his future wife) "She said, 'I don't like blonds and I don't like golfers, but I do like fat boys.' So I knew I had a chance."
This kind of attitude is what makes John Daly awesome. I wonder if he met her at Hooters?
9. “I quit eating the (junk), ...Two hundred is my goal.”
We all know that THIS never came to fruition.
8. “It's gonna be grease, I'll tell ya that. I love Hooters.”
This is a quote that John Daly said when asked what he would serve for the Masters dinner. Somewhere, Fuzzy Zoeller is cringing.
7. “My wife tried to stab me.”
It’s funny cuz it’s true.
6. “I tried but every time I worked out I threw up, and I thought to myself that you can get drunk and throw up, so it's just not for me, I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat.”
For a man who smokes, and drinks so much Diet Coke, you would think Daly would be slightly skinnier.
5. "I look at those girls who work at Hooters as my daughters," Daly said. "I love to see little baseball teams come in there and eat wings, and coaches are happy because they won. That's what I see in Hooters. I don't see the [expletive] everyone else sees."
John has four children (that we know of), and hundreds of puppies. (Sorry that bad joke was too good to pass up).
4. “Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me for dinner. I'm just being honest. Plus, the wives can't go and I'd rather see the wives be able to go instead of just all the guys. That makes it fun.”
John Daly at his best. He doesn’t travel with a suit in the RV he travels in? I strongly dislike MTV, but if they want me as a fan they will do the right thing and do an MTV Cribs of John Daly’s touring RV.
3. "I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein."
John should be a scientist. This is just brilliant.
2. "I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic."
There needs to be a gym that allows smokers and beer drinkers for people like John Daly. I mean everyone has tried to play some kind of sport while hammered, right? By the way, Miller Lite is really missing a golden opportunity by not using John Daly as a spokesman. He could be like the Jared for beer drinkers. 1. "When my [fourth] wife was in jail, I parked my bus at Hooters in Houston and my son didn't want to go to day care. He just wanted to be at Hooters. And I feel safe about that."
This quote is unbelievable on every level. He mentions his fourth wife, his love of Hooters, (who also sponsors him), and his young son prefers Hooters to daycare (smart kid, but ridiculous parenting). I am very curious to see how Daly’s kids turn out.
There have you have it folks, John Daly at his finest. A true American hero. What a guy.
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Green Habit wrote:
the fact that he can take his backswing that far past parallel with that body is just amazing..he may be fat but he has all the talent in the world but doesnt use it
When you hear the words "Hooters," "John Daly" and "extremely intoxicated" in the same sentence, you know where this story is going.
In the latest chapter of Daly's longtime struggle with alcohol abuse, Daly was held overnight in a North Carolina jail after passing out at a Hooters restaurant, according to Winston-Salem police.
Police officers were called to the Hooters at 120 Hanes Square Circle in Winston-Salem at 2:17 a.m. When police arrived, Daly, who had passed out at the restaurant, was already being treated by emergency medical workers, according to police reports. Emergency workers said Daly refused to go to a hospital.
According to police, Daly "appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative." Daly again refused to go to the hospital and was eventually asked to leave by Hooters employees, police said.
Because the clearly drunk Daly had no transportation home, police said they held Daly in custody at a local jail until he sobered up, and then he was escorted home. Daly was photographed by police, but does not appear to have been charged with any crime.
After his bizarre appearance at the British Open, where he accused his former coach Butch Harmon of lying about Daly's alchohol abuse and then struggled to break 90, and his shirtless round in Missouri which was a YouTube hit, this latest episode is more proof that Daly, who still has a tremendous fan following, is now far more famous as a sad sideshow than the long-hitting Babe Ruth of golf who came from nowhere to win the 1991 PGA Championship.
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