Post subject: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:23 pm
Mike's Maniac
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i don't care what upgrades you've made. i don't care if you have jamal lewis. i don't care if you have braylon edwards. the browns suck. always have, always will. even with bernie kosar you just couldn't get all the way, could you? you've never been to the superbowl for a reason brownies.
i know it's only the preseason, but that jets game was pitiful, even by cleveland standards. on the last cleveland drive receivers were dropping balls left and right, only to have the jets hit with a penalty. so the browns get a fresh set of downs, only to have receivers have the ball touch their fingertips, and even begin to grasp the ball with those said fingers, only to have the ball fall away. four down comes and...the jets get hit with a pass interference penalty. so it's first and goal on the five and...surprise, surprise, the browns still are unable to score.
reminds me of a steelers/browns game from a few years ago where the browns had about 10 straight plays in the redzone (because of penalties) and still could not punch it in for the score.
also, it's only a matter of time before joe thomas breaks a leg or something due to the cleveland first round draft pick curse.
p.s. that banner that i saw hanging up during the jets game, "believeland"? epic fail. whoever thought up that gem needs to be shot.
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Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:25 pm
Stone's Bitch
Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:33 am Posts: 35357 Location: Los Angeles, CA Gender: Male
PeopleMyAge wrote:
pearljamfan80 wrote:
PeopleMyAge wrote:
you've never been to the superbowl for a reason brownies.
Chuck you are aware the NFL has been going on a long time before the Superbowl right?
okay, so the cubs are a good team because they won the world series in 1908? no.
They have 4 NFL titles and several more title game appearances. All of them before Pittsburgh even sniffed a title. To say they lack history based upon the last 40 years when their history dates back further is erroneous.
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Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:27 pm
Landry
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No worries. After Week 1 they'll go back to being irrelevant again and we can all breathe easier knowing the Browns suck and all is right with the world.
Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:28 pm
Stone's Bitch
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parchy wrote:
No worries. After Week 1 they'll go back to being irrelevant again and we can all breathe easier knowing the Browns suck and all is right with the world.
Bitter about them going 10-6 last year and not giving your Cowboys the top 5 pick you thought was a lock?
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Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:41 pm
Mike's Maniac
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i don't care. i have no beef with raider nation. my team and the cleveland browns are bitter rivals. i wanted a place to talk about my amazement at the ineptitude of the browns in the replay of the game i saw today, but i couldn't find an offical browns thread. it didn't really belong in the NFL thread. so here we are. i'm not really trying to top anything.
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Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:00 am
Administrator
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 20537 Location: The City Of Trees
pearljamfan80 wrote:
parchy wrote:
No worries. After Week 1 they'll go back to being irrelevant again and we can all breathe easier knowing the Browns suck and all is right with the world.
Bitter about them going 10-6 last year and not giving your Cowboys the top 5 pick you thought was a lock?
Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:02 am
Stone's Bitch
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Green Habit wrote:
pearljamfan80 wrote:
parchy wrote:
No worries. After Week 1 they'll go back to being irrelevant again and we can all breathe easier knowing the Browns suck and all is right with the world.
Bitter about them going 10-6 last year and not giving your Cowboys the top 5 pick you thought was a lock?
Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:12 am
Mike's Maniac
Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:14 pm Posts: 15317 Location: Concord, NC Gender: Male
Green Habit wrote:
PeopleMyAge wrote:
i have no beef with raider nation.
Any Steelers fan that knows the 1970s should have a beef with Raider Nation.
well, i know of the rivalry and whatnot and i've even seen one of the game in it's entirety via a steelers dvd a buddy of mine had, but i didn't live through it so it's not really the same, ya know? i'm only 22
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Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL Cleveland Browns SUCK Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:17 am
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 20537 Location: The City Of Trees
PeopleMyAge wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
PeopleMyAge wrote:
i have no beef with raider nation.
Any Steelers fan that knows the 1970s should have a beef with Raider Nation.
well, i know of the rivalry and whatnot and i've even seen one of the game in it's entirety via a steelers dvd a buddy of mine had, but i didn't live through it so it's not really the same, ya know? i'm only 22
Sure, but you gotta respect the history. I was just a little kid in the 1980s, but thanks to that I can unite with you in some encouragement of Browns suckage.
This is the worst thread I have ever seen on this site.
Worse than Coach trying to tout Dustin Pedroia as the greatest second baseman of all-time.
I can't wait to get back to the days of the 50s and 60s and 80s...you know, when Pittsburgh was a shit team. Took you guys long enough to take the lead in this series. You're fortunate the Browns were stuck with the worst expansion circumstances and worst management group ever.
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They have 4 NFL titles and several more title game appearances. All of them before Pittsburgh even sniffed a title. To say they lack history based upon the last 40 years when their history dates back further is erroneous.
This is a common theme among Steeler fans. They don't seem to know that the NFL existed before 1970 when they were the laughing stock of the league.
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i know it's only the preseason, but that jets game was pitiful, even by cleveland standards. on the last cleveland drive receivers were dropping balls left and right, only to have the jets hit with a penalty. so the browns get a fresh set of downs, only to have receivers have the ball touch their fingertips, and even begin to grasp the ball with those said fingers, only to have the ball fall away. four down comes and...the jets get hit with a pass interference penalty. so it's first and goal on the five and...surprise, surprise, the browns still are unable to score.
In case you haven't realized this, guys that play at the end of preseason games...aren't going to see regular season time. Wow, Ken Dorsey played like shit...big freaking deal. If he sees the field at all this year the season will be beyond redemption. No one cares about this. You're reaching for something here.
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you've never been to the superbowl for a reason brownies.
Bad luck? John Elway? Art Modell being a terrible owner?
9/14...Shaun Rogers rips through that entire sad offensive line you've put together. Ben better get ready for a beating. I'd hate to see the living statue Byron Leftwich standing back there. Time's are a changing, Squeeler fans.
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