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Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

EllisEamos wrote:

Orpheus wrote:

You guys are right, he's a douche. They should have kept Brees.

At this point, I'm thinking they should of kept Michael Vick...

in fairness, except for the oppening drive, the way the d played, i dont think any qb could have had much luck

Green Habit · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:13 pm

Just for posterity's sake:

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

hows that even close to being douche related?

Mecca · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:53 pm

Peeps wrote:

hows that even close to being douche related?

got you to post

warehouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:06 pm

1 offensive play? thats amazing

Lips · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:08 pm

warehouse wrote:

1 offensive play? thats amazing

and it was an interception too!

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:19 pm

did they fmble a punt or kickoff too?

2 turnovers with only 1 offensive play ..

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

dkfan9 wrote:

did they fmble a punt or kickoff too?

2 turnovers with only 1 offensive play ..

i cant remember if it was the 3rd or 4th qt that the botched punt happened

the one thing i dont like is that rivers was credited with the INT although it was clearly off the reciever, id love to see the NFL change the stat to reflect it was the recievers fault in general

Orpheus · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:32 pm

But what would they say, the receiver threw an INT? That he assisted with one?

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

Orpheus wrote:

But what would they say, the receiver threw an INT? That he assisted with one?

fumbled?

perhaps create a new stat called the botch

Orpheus · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:36 pm

I wouldn't mind something in the box score like Rivers INT to Polamalu (tipped Chambers).

warehouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:51 pm

what is this baseball? stop making up stats

Orpheus · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:56 pm

warehouse wrote:

what is this baseball? stop making up stats

I'm sure you'd be down if it was something Dawkins would lead the league in. :wink:

warehouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:57 pm

Orpheus wrote:

warehouse wrote:

what is this baseball? stop making up stats

I'm sure you'd be down if it was something Dawkins would lead the league in. :wink:

ok, a stat for awesomeness would be fine

PJeff · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:24 pm

Peeps wrote:

hows that even close to being douche related?

Stop being a Philip Rivers apologist :haha:

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

PJeff wrote:

Peeps wrote:

hows that even close to being douche related?

Stop being a Philip Rivers apologist :haha:

has nothing to do with him or my opine of him, (truth be told, i love the fact he talked all kinds of shit on denver), but to say the one play on offense was his fault and someone contributes to his douchiness is insane. i would imagine it was more of the chargers defense not being able to get a stop

Kahli Sana · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:46 pm

Peeps wrote:

PJeff wrote:

Peeps wrote:

hows that even close to being douche related?

Stop being a Philip Rivers apologist :haha:

has nothing to do with him or my opine of him, (truth be told, i love the fact he talked all kinds of shit on denver), but to say the one play on offense was his fault and someone contributes to his douchiness is insane. i would imagine it was more of the chargers defense not being able to get a stop

Somehow, I don't think that in a thread entitled "Official Philip Rivers Is A Giant Douche," we're trying to quantifiably demonstrate that the man is a tool. I think, and maybe I'm going out on a limb here, that we just like poking fun at the giant asshead that is Philip Rivers. We don't need a logical analysis to verify the the thread's truthiness. :poke:

Spoiler: show: And please, if you're not familiar with the term "truthiness," click the link so I don't have to explain it, as it may not mean what you initially think. It'll save a misunderstanding.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

Kahli Sana wrote:

Peeps wrote:

PJeff wrote:

Peeps wrote:

hows that even close to being douche related?

Stop being a Philip Rivers apologist :haha:

has nothing to do with him or my opine of him, (truth be told, i love the fact he talked all kinds of shit on denver), but to say the one play on offense was his fault and someone contributes to his douchiness is insane. i would imagine it was more of the chargers defense not being able to get a stop

Somehow, I don't think that in a thread entitled "Official Philip Rivers Is A Giant Douche," we're trying to quantifiably demonstrate that the man is a tool. I think, and maybe I'm going out on a limb here, that we just like poking fun at the giant asshead that is Philip Rivers. We don't need a logical analysis to verify the the thread's truthiness. :poke:

Spoiler: show: And please, if you're not familiar with the term "truthiness," click the link so I don't have to explain it, as it may not mean what you initially think. It'll save a misunderstanding.

no sweat, but douchiness or not, he led his team on one of the great regular season runs to gain the post season.....all denver had to do was win one game. one game, to me that says their team and or quarterback is a bigger douche

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:56 am

they were 8-8

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

PeopleMyAge wrote:

they were 8-8

and at 4-8, completely outta the playoff hunt until denver choked like a whore on nickle night

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