1. other team had too much "momentum" (sports inertia, i guess)
2. my team beat your team the last six times we played, so this time doesn't matter
3. (player name) isn't on the team anymore, so it isn't fair
What are some of your favorite excuses to spout when your team doesn't get the job done?
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
Vinny Testicleverde forgot his lucky jockstrap in New York
Did Vinny play defense this year too?
Dude, Parcells is a Testicleverde leg humper... if Parcells could clone Vinny as he is now we'd have the Dallas Vinny's on the field next year
Parcells does love him. He isn't the primary reason Dallas sucked this year though
Hell no... you've got a shitty/depleted secondary, about half of a pass rush, a star corner back who didn't start playing up to half his potential until week 10, no running game until Thanksgiving, no recievers for the slowest man in the NFL to throw to (I think he ran a 6 minute 40), and not to mention a right side of an offensive line that has a no-name like Andre Gurode starting and getting called for holding every other play... other than that, I think we had a real chance at the NFC East this year
But you know, that's all irrelevant, because next year Vinny is going to be playing every position so we'll win 19 games... and hopefully he'll remember his damn jock
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The Steelers started their backups and the Bills didn't have any game film of their play and therefore, they were taken off guard when Willie Parker and Brian St Pierre took the field.
_________________ So we finish the 18th...And I say, 'Hey, Lama, how about a little something ,you know, for the effort.' And he says...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'
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