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 Post subject: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
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women are not allowed to leave the kitchen unless they already understand the game

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women are not allowed to leave the kitchen unless they already understand the game

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Who's on their way to the kitchen now, huh? Me! To get myself a snack.

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Who's on their way to the kitchen now, huh? Me! To get myself a snack.


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 Post subject: Re: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
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is this hockey or NFL? if the later can someone explain to me why it stops and starts every 5 seconds? and why they wear all that gear? rugbys quicker meaner and better.

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is this hockey or NFL? if the later can someone explain to me why it stops and starts every 5 seconds? and why they wear all that gear? rugbys quicker meaner and better.

And you accuse us of staying true to our stereotypes.

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 Post subject: Re: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
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I used to play John Maddens NFL on megadrive when I was a kid and understood it to a point, our ball games(haha) dont stop unless the ball leaves the pitch over the outside line, someones scored or someones been fouled. That stoppy starty thing with nfl always confused me.

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 Post subject: Re: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
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I tried to explain why Paul Stastny could be on either team. That was a bad idea.

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is this hockey or NFL? if the later can someone explain to me why it stops and starts every 5 seconds? and why they wear all that gear? rugbys quicker meaner and better.


Rugby is a whole different kind of game though. I dabbled in it a bit in college. I just wasn't butch enough. With the amount of rain we got too, it was such a dirty, dirty sport. Made things interesting.

ETA: I'd still rather watch American football than rugby.


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 Post subject: Re: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
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What's the delayed offside rule and which sport are we talking about?

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given2trade wrote:
What's the delayed offside rule and which sport are we talking about?


NHL.

and it has something to do with a blue line.

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What's the delayed offside rule and which sport are we talking about?

Hockey. If the offside team touches the puck passed the blueline before their offside guys clear the attacking zone, it is offsides. They can shoot the puck in as long as none of their players touch the puck before the zone is cleared.

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 Post subject: Re: Ever try and explain the delayed offside rule to a chick?
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None of their OTHER players? like the guy can have a shot over the line but cant pass it to another fellla?

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None of their OTHER players? like the guy can have a shot over the line but cant pass it to another fellla?

not if the team is offsides. touching the puck ends the play and forces a faceoff outside the zone

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offside_%28ice_hockey%29

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Mickey wrote:
I tried to explain why Paul Stastny could be on either team. That was a bad idea.

dual citizenship is confusing to your chick? Is she 5?

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EastHastings wrote:
Mickey wrote:
I tried to explain why Paul Stastny could be on either team. That was a bad idea.

dual citizenship is confusing to your chick? Is she 5?


He could have played for Slovakia too.

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Mickey wrote:
I tried to explain why Paul Stastny could be on either team. That was a bad idea.

dual citizenship is confusing to your chick? Is she 5?


He could have played for Slovakia too.


Yeah it was that third part.

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Mickey wrote:
PhilPritchard wrote:
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Mickey wrote:
I tried to explain why Paul Stastny could be on either team. That was a bad idea.

dual citizenship is confusing to your chick? Is she 5?


He could have played for Slovakia too.


Yeah it was that third part.


Thought maybe.

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