Absofuckinlutely impossible

women are not allowed to leave the kitchen unless they already understand the game

Who's on their way to the kitchen now, huh? Me! To get myself a snack.

uh

is this hockey or NFL? if the later can someone explain to me why it stops and starts every 5 seconds? and why they wear all that gear? rugbys quicker meaner and better.

And you accuse us of staying true to our stereotypes.

I used to play John Maddens NFL on megadrive when I was a kid and understood it to a point, our ball games(haha) dont stop unless the ball leaves the pitch over the outside line, someones scored or someones been fouled. That stoppy starty thing with nfl always confused me.

I tried to explain why Paul Stastny could be on either team. That was a bad idea.

Rugby is a whole different kind of game though. I dabbled in it a bit in college. I just wasn't butch enough. With the amount of rain we got too, it was such a dirty, dirty sport. Made things interesting.

ETA: I'd still rather watch American football than rugby.

What's the delayed offside rule and which sport are we talking about?

NHL.

and it has something to do with a blue line.

Hockey. If the offside team touches the puck passed the blueline before their offside guys clear the attacking zone, it is offsides. They can shoot the puck in as long as none of their players touch the puck before the zone is cleared.

None of their OTHER players? like the guy can have a shot over the line but cant pass it to another fellla?

not if the team is offsides. touching the puck ends the play and forces a faceoff outside the zone

dual citizenship is confusing to your chick? Is she 5?

He could have played for Slovakia too.

Yeah it was that third part.

Thought maybe.