surely i cant be the only one that has noticed he can never cut his hair due to his mutated ears, can i?

i didnt notice, but now thats il im gonna look at while watching sports reportes

I have ALWAYS noticed them. The are definetly large. He can probably hear high pitches like dogs do

Mitch is cool when he's on the Sports Reporters. He's always got something funny to say.

I dont like Mitch much. Hes a good writer and all, but A.) he is not in touch with the general sports fan at all.
B.) he is a generic sports writer 360 days a year, writing retread points, in a pretty common style, then, 5 days he writes some overdramatic, faux insightful human/sports intrest pieces, with the obvious intent on making them his enteries into the "Sportswriter of the Year" awards.

it must be hell to wear glasses for him