hahaha thats like, a combination of the old "A" at the Angles stadium + their rock waterfall + KC's waterfall + Tampa's Disco ball - Bernies beer barrel in Milwaukee + disco demolition night in Chicago x a bunch of minor league stadiums bad promotional nights

I heard Mike Stanton is going to become a singles hitter, just to avoid activating that thing.

Wait. That's real?

I don't believe that for one second.

There's absolutely no way.

I read that. They're also claiming that the logo has been confirmed based on a supposed photo of seats, but writers down here are claiming they just toured the park a few days ago and that the picture is fake.

I call BS on this until I see something official.

I always kinda liked the Florida logo and colors. I hope it isn't true. BUT the article about the "supposed photo of the seats" actually says that "It looks like a seat or something". They aren't claiming that it is a seat, so it could, in theory, be something different.

This is probably as good of an opportunity as any to bring up the only time in the history of MLB that a stadium augmented the power of home team home runs in a tasteful and positive way:

Hey, thats my childhood you're laughing at!

They'd actually play that after a win on the local tv station.

and after a loss it would be

I genuinely miss the 80's now.

Perhaps a certain Halloween costume can satiate your 80's appetite.

I'm going as Jay Bennett. Sorry.

It could, and I tend to think that is the logo. It didn't look that horrible once those colors weren't there. But that dancing sprite fountain can't be real. It just can't.

It is so bad I kinda hope it is.

I was laughing mostly because I was picturing that music being played over Tiger Stadium's PA. Knowing that it was a television thing makes it more charming than funny.

Should there maybe be a thread for these sorts of scoreboard/sports network things? I'd love that.