Post subject: U2 sucks... wanna know why? here's why - I'll tell yah
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:44 am
Johnny Guitar
Joined: Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:50 pm Posts: 182 Location: San Diego
If you like U2 a lot, either leave or prepare to be offended -
* U2 sold their songs to Apple computers & are now in Apple commercials
* When Bono does charity work, he makes sure the cameras are watching
* Bono tries to always be on everyones side politically, to make himself look socially conscious, but not offend anyone
* U2 takes no risks at losing mainstream popularity for underground credibility
* Bono has the biggest ego in music today, quite possibly bigger than Scott Stapp, & bigger than Axl Rose
* U2 purposefully makes music that is ridiculously commercial such as the entire "All you can't leave behind" album, & their latest album
* Most people feel obligated to like U2, because of their popularity, just like lots feel obligated to like Zeppelin, Stones, Beatles, etc...
* Edge (their guitar player) started dressing like a boyband member
* the Clash are one of U2's biggest influences - & before Joe Strummer
died, he let everyone know he was very embarrassed by that by stating it straight out
* Most of you feel obligated to like U2 because they're the most talked about band today
* Their music videos are blatantly over the top & over produced, & Bono does enough Christ poses in them to fill Creed's videos 100 times over
* Whereas bands like Pearl Jam, from their most successful albums (as 'Ten' is to 'Joshua Tree') tend to experiment more & retain crediblity along the way - U2 became less popular after albums like 'Zooroopa' & 'Pop', then they decided to purposefully make mainstream music again, ('All you can't leave behind) in exchange for their crediblity gained from experimenting
* U2 has listed many credible, revolutionary punk, & post-punk bands as influences, such as the Clash (as mentioned above), Sex Pistols, Velvet Underground, Bowie... but do the complete opposite these artists did
* U2 want EVERYONE to like them - From the soccer moms, to the metalheads, to the cheerleaders
* The simularites between the music videos, & songs, 'Beautiful Day', & 'Vertigo' make it clear this band is repeating themselves, because they traded in their artistic talent for popularity
These are the reasons U2 sucks, don't like it? go get yourself a gallon of ice cream, watch some comedy central, & in the process, watch about 30 of those goddamn Apple "Vertigo" commercials till you've convinced yourself that if this band is in Apple commercials - they must still be important
Me? I'll be listening to Pearl Jam, the greatest band in the world (not the biggest), & laughing at seemingly the whole goddamn world wasting their time listening to the new U2 album instead of any PJ album
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I dont like U2 much either, but it appeared that most of your reasons are based solely on image, which I think is rather silly. And by your first point, Led Zep and the Who are sellouts too.
I've heard all the Pj albums before , so I think I'll try out the new U2. Turns out, I like it.
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Joined: Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:50 pm Posts: 182 Location: San Diego
Echoes wrote:
I dont like U2 much either, but it appeared that most of your reasons are based solely on image, which I think is rather silly. And by your first point, Led Zep and the Who are sellouts too.
I've heard all the Pj albums before , so I think I'll try out the new U2. Turns out, I like it.
Led Zeppelin had their song in a car commercial, they weren't in the car commercial... I think there is definitely a significant difference
as for the Who? don't really care for 'em to be honest - Yeah, I do think the Who are sellouts... & I think Pete Townshend is annoying - But they don't have enough popularity for me to rant against them, & out of respect for Eddie & Pj, I wouldn't...
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Yes, Bono is anoying. But at least he is at least doing someting that could make a positive impact on the much less fortunate. Cameras watching or not, good charity work is good charity work.
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that says boys dont cry.
but nice try.
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does is matter that the genre of music they inspired was a particularly bad one?
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:28 am Posts: 1879 Location: Ponyland
You obviously care. You're replying. Good job. The Cure sucks and you know it. Get used to it. With the way Robert Smith is, they'll be sucking for a million more years before he realizes how bad everything he's ever written actually is. You aren't Eddie Vedder, JAWN! RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! No matter how hard you try, you never will be. It's a fact. Get used to it.
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pjchrisrvm wrote:
fuck...staley is out...so now when the eagles destroy the steelers billy will hvae all these excuses.
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Why? Because you like The Cure? See, it plays into your agenda to say that The Cure does no wrong. You don't know how to be objective, Jawn. RAWWWWRRRRRRR! You didn't see much wrong with it? Why not? I think you're just putting on an act here. Honestly.
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pjchrisrvm wrote:
fuck...staley is out...so now when the eagles destroy the steelers billy will hvae all these excuses.
Joined: Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:50 pm Posts: 182 Location: San Diego
Dean Corso wrote:
Why? Because you like The Cure? See, it plays into your agenda to say that The Cure does no wrong. You don't know how to be objective, Jawn. RAWWWWRRRRRRR! You didn't see much wrong with it? Why not? I think you're just putting on an act here. Honestly.
I just explained why, but ok...?
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