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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:25 am 
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King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
We cannot find his evil sheet
To draw his laying for the night
So all the waiting christmas trees
Gonna hear their master sing....

There's no presents, Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, Drinking Sherry
They don't give a damn

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
It's getting very, very late
St.Peter's crossed the Golden Gate
An Donald Duck is still in bed
I wonder who he's gonna help

There's no presents, Not this christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, All done Sherry
They don't give a damn

There's no presents, Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, Still Drinking Sherry
They don't give a damn

I'm dreaming of a white.... Sabbath....


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Ahh....King Diamond's No Presents For Christmas

Which, for some reason, brings back memories of my 11th grade Chemistry teacher, Ed Mendell. That was back in like '86-'87, so I really shouldn't be thinking of him, or the hell I put him through. Thanks anyway, though.

Which reminds me, I stumbled upon a Mercyful Fate "Best Of" CD this afternoon...in WalMart! Didn't look at the tracklist, but I can't help but wonder if Nuns Have No Fun was present.

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emanon wrote:
Ahh....King Diamond's No Presents For Christmas

Which, for some reason, brings back memories of my 11th grade Chemistry teacher, Ed Mendell. That was back in like '86-'87, so I really shouldn't be thinking of him, or the hell I put him through. Thanks anyway, though.

Which reminds me, I stumbled upon a Mercyful Fate "Best Of" CD this afternoon...in WalMart! Didn't look at the tracklist, but I can't help but wonder if Nuns Have No Fun was present.

Walmart is secretly in league with Satan, kinda like Venom.


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Which part is supposed to be sexy? :|

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The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way
To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.


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vacatetheword wrote:
Which part is supposed to be sexy? :|

The Santa needing a "helping" hand part.


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godeatgod wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Which part is supposed to be sexy? :|

The Santa needing a "helping" hand part.

Well, only if you find this sexy
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