SHARON OSBOURNE Lashes Out At QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE Frontman - Apr. 16, 2007

Blender.com reports: In our July issue (on stands June 19), Blender goes on a double-date with the hard rock's reigning king and queen, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, and hilarity ensues — as does dessert. We can't divulge too much about the epic meal/interview just yet, but here's a part of the encounter we won't wait to tell you about: Even while we were eating ice cream, beef was served. When Sharon was told about QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE front man Josh Homme's disdain for Ozzfest ("I won't be playing Ozzfest again — they treat the bands like shit," Homme told us recently. "This year you get to play for free under the guise of [imitating Ozzy] 'No, we're doing it for the fans!' But it's really for the people who fan Sharon and Ozzy with palm fronds at their house."), the potty-mouthed matriarch went Code Red. To print the whole five-minute, anti-Homme rant would be blasphemous and actually illegal in seven states, but here's the concluding snippet: "I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick fuckin' falls off so his mother can eat it." At least she's allowing his penis to detach before Homme's mother ingests it. That's sweet.

He and Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden should get together and kick her ass.

J-Ho's too cool for school.

pay attention to this for me, okay guys

sharon osboune's vagina is probably the same consistency as peanut brittle

the retard dj at the local station was talking about how ozzys new cd will be in cardboard packaging to save the consumer money, and acted as if this was some brand new innovative idea

then she said that she has a feeling that the cd will be amazing

which was odd to me because ozz hasnt done anything amazing since sabbath, and im kinda hesitant to even call that amazing..

that being said..nothing that any of the osbourne family and their stupid tour does can touch j homme

ozzy has plenty of good stuff after sabbath, just not in the last ten to fifteen years or so

ill give him crazy train and mayyyyyybee shot in the dark or goodbye to romance..

what! crazy train blows... listen to diary of a madman and the non-singles of blizzard of ozz and tell me that shit is not awesome

its not so much the songs..its just something about his voice that i absolutely cant stand..in the sabbath days, he sounds different..maybe because hes younger..i dont know..its tough to put my finger on it..maybe too is that the sabbath stuff has a 70s sound while the solo has an 80s sound..

pussiest frontman for a long time

ozzy has been nothing but a joke for the last 15 years. although there was some decent stuff on no more tears and ozzmosis. anyways, ozzy is harmless, but sharon really is the biggest bitch in the world.

Sharon Osbourne is a stupid cunt. Although, I have to admit, her press statement about why she quit managing the Smashing Pumpkins was pretty funny.

Fuck Sharon. Did you know she has an auto biography? The cover and title are pretty hilarious.

I didn't know anyone cared about either of them

this whole thing jyst one medium sized assualt on his person honestly give up what is rock and roll one dumb looking chubby guy who probably smells like shit and some botox baby they argue they fight things said of a person who has class do they need class who fucking plays ozzfest you call yourself a real band play ozzfest are you just one giant mediocre haha what is this now heard something different just a change its new its that this quens on the stone age thing who could do nothing more be boring just an image that is tiresom very old homme is a chubby fuck anyway and have you seen the rest of these fucks its a cross between mid90s lite angst gothic tones and some working class rock and roll or an unitntimulating metal; sort of serene but also of something totally different but that just doesnt congeal into anuyting that isnt boring muddy guitars songs that dont flow stuck like mud stuck pig just disgusting the images such generic rebel pose are they devil worshipeprs anrachists ghoold ole boys drinking beer smokin cigaretes we need a new cool for this new world not this same old same old stay comfortable the changes can happen it wont hurt you be ready to change there are new things some good some bad but just keep fdinding

kelly osbourne has huge fucking tits. thank sharon for that.

she's still an uggo, thank ozzy and sharon for that

then, for now, i will go--quite where i will go i dont know--quite when i will come back, ditto to 'at, and in your time, you can have your time, enjoy it all--its yours. until a time greater than the present, i shall grant reprieve. look after penwell and all his sheep. dont lose sleep i shall always alive perish my mind perish my time you cna have your time its yours please have your time. troubled times, but no blame, not to you, nor to anyone, and i wont have it even if you feel it due, because thats just not how it will be. until a better time ciao