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 Post subject: Songs About Masturbation
PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:41 pm 
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Tori Amos- "Icicle"
"And when my hand touches myself,
I can finally rest my head.
And when they take from his body,
I think I'll take from mine instead,
Getting off, getting off while they're all downstairs."


The Buzzcocks- "Orgasm Addict"
"You get in a heat, you get in a sulk
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp
and you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict"


Elvis Costello- "The Beat"
"I don't want to disease you
But I'm no good with machinery
Oh, I don't wanna freeze you
Stop looking at the scenery
I keep thinking about your mother
Oh, I don't wanna lick them
I don't wanna be a lover
I just wanna be your victim
I don't go out much late at night
I don't go out much at all
Did you think you were the only one
Who was waiting for a call?
On the beat, on the beat, on the upbeat"

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:52 pm 
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i felt like the only heterosexual male in the building when i saw Tori Amos.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans —
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up — good vibration —
Oop — she bop —

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop — or I'll go blind
Oop — she bop — she bop

She bop — he bop — a — we bop
I bop — you bop — a — they bop
Be bop — be bop — a — lu — she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop — he bop — a — we bop
I bop — you bop — a — they bop
Be bop — be bop — a — lu — she bop,
Oo — oo — she — do — she bop — she bop

Hey, hey — they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret —
Ain't no law against it yet —
Oop — she bop — she bop —

She bop — he bop — we bop...

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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Longview by Green Day

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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I Touch Myself - Divinyls

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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"Just then, the witch
To satisfy an itch
Went riding on her broomstick
Thumbing for a hitch"

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:13 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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bart d. wrote:
"Just then, the witch
To satisfy an itch
Went riding on her broomstick
Thumbing for a hitch"

The definitive post of the Holiday Season!

Outstanding.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.

Let me go on like I
Blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one.

Body and beats,
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end,
She is starting to cry.

Let me go on like I
Blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:03 am 
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Mecca wrote:
Longview by Green Day

This was my first thought. Pretty awesome song for what it's worth.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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Costello seems to touch on--wait, better pick a different term--okay, seems to have a pretty good grip on--damn!--all right, allude to, wanking quite often. There's "Now that your picture's in the paper/Being rhythmically admired," and that line in "Sleep of the Just" about the soldiers "taking turns with their attentions."

Then there's STP: "Moderation is masturbation/What is what and what makes you feel good."

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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would Pictures of Lily by the Who count?

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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Yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:18 pm 
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The Power of Orange Knickers-Tori Amos


well it may not be about that but with a title and melody like that, well it should be.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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Ultimately, Keep Your Hands To Yourself


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 Post subject: Re: Songs About Masturbation
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Every song by Nirvana.

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