apparently kevin costner was getting a massage at a hotel in sweden, when he took off his towel and waxed the carrot on the table. the massager complained to her bosses and was promptly fired.


what the hell goes through a stars mind?

He must have mistaken it for a "rub & tug". When he realized the massuse wasn't going to hop on bobo, he took matters into his own hands.

what a douche

Where did you hear this

I already did, thanks to the pics I posted in the Ashlee Simpson thread.

haha i would like to read the story on this haha

No worse than Kevin Spacey getting beat up in a London Park while "walking his dog" (read: trying to find young park hustlers to give head to).

there's a short article about it here, thought i'm not sure how reliable this is.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ ... rvert.html

My aunt used to be a massage therapist and she massaged Costner once. She said he was creepy and slimy.

Literally. He's actually covered in a mucus-like substance.

Oh please...who DOESN'T practice the organ while getting a message, or eating at Burger King?

I always wait until after the massage is done though.

It was on the front page of The S*n in the UK, so it must be true!

It's all part of his evolution from waterworld, he really does have gills