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 Post subject: David Blaine as Christ
PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 5:24 pm 
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decided to swing this over here from A&E........

imagine if he was born 2006 years ago?.... he could very easily, and i mean very easily have convinced the ignorant fucks of that time that he was indeed God's son.... hell, many people today could be readily fooled into believing he has some power the rest of us just missed out on... take rich's last post, for instance... i've read enough of what he writes to realize that he is no kook, yet a man like Blaine gets him to at least question the possibility... imagine if this man came 2006 years ago and pulled the things he does today... we ARE all human, and isnt in conceivable that a man with Blaine's intelligence and ability to manipulate the human mind could have been born 2006 years ago?.... even couldve been born in a measly ole manger for all we know


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 Post subject: Re: David Blaine as Christ
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pearljamminagain wrote:
decided to swing this over here from A&E........

imagine if he was born 2006 years ago?.... he could very easily, and i mean very easily have convinced the ignorant fucks of that time that he was indeed God's son.... hell, many people today could be readily fooled into believing he has some power the rest of us just missed out on... take rich's last post, for instance... i've read enough of what he writes to realize that he is no kook, yet a man like Blaine gets him to at least question the possibility... imagine if this man came 2006 years ago and pulled the things he does today... we ARE all human, and isnt in conceivable that a man with Blaine's intelligence and ability to manipulate the human mind could have been born 2006 years ago?.... even couldve been born in a measly ole manger for all we know


After Buddha died a prediction was made that he would return 500 years and 2000 years after his death. 500 years was around the time of Christ's birth and life, right now is about 2000 years after Buddha's death.


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 Post subject: Re: David Blaine as Christ
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Robert Goulet wrote:
pearljamminagain wrote:
decided to swing this over here from A&E........

imagine if he was born 2006 years ago?.... he could very easily, and i mean very easily have convinced the ignorant fucks of that time that he was indeed God's son.... hell, many people today could be readily fooled into believing he has some power the rest of us just missed out on... take rich's last post, for instance... i've read enough of what he writes to realize that he is no kook, yet a man like Blaine gets him to at least question the possibility... imagine if this man came 2006 years ago and pulled the things he does today... we ARE all human, and isnt in conceivable that a man with Blaine's intelligence and ability to manipulate the human mind could have been born 2006 years ago?.... even couldve been born in a measly ole manger for all we know


After Buddha died a prediction was made that he would return 500 years and 2000 years after his death. 500 years was around the time of Christ's birth and life, right now is about 2000 years after Buddha's death.


Blaine>Christ>Buddha


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 Post subject: Re: David Blaine as Christ
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Robert Goulet wrote:
pearljamminagain wrote:
decided to swing this over here from A&E........

imagine if he was born 2006 years ago?.... he could very easily, and i mean very easily have convinced the ignorant fucks of that time that he was indeed God's son.... hell, many people today could be readily fooled into believing he has some power the rest of us just missed out on... take rich's last post, for instance... i've read enough of what he writes to realize that he is no kook, yet a man like Blaine gets him to at least question the possibility... imagine if this man came 2006 years ago and pulled the things he does today... we ARE all human, and isnt in conceivable that a man with Blaine's intelligence and ability to manipulate the human mind could have been born 2006 years ago?.... even couldve been born in a measly ole manger for all we know


After Buddha died a prediction was made that he would return 500 years and 2000 years after his death. 500 years was around the time of Christ's birth and life, right now is about 2000 years after Buddha's death.

*2500 years after Buddha's death.

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he has cometh!

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i heard jesus actually could hold his breath for more than nine minutes. he learned this when he fell off the iceberg he was walking on that one time.

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Icebergs in the Mediterranean? Or was it farther north this time.. 8)

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zxlr8 wrote:
Icebergs in the Mediterranean? Or was it farther north this time.. 8)


http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/vie ... esus+water

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zxlr8 wrote:
Icebergs in the Mediterranean? Or was it farther north this time.. 8)

Sea of Galilea, silly. :roll:

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
zxlr8 wrote:
Icebergs in the Mediterranean? Or was it farther north this time.. 8)


http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/vie ... esus+water


I read the thread. Hence the icey retort. Going North like the Mediterranean... :roll:

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Actually the disciples in the boat were just high and it looked like Jesus was walking on water when he was standing on the shore. You know Jesus, he just couldn't bring himself to telling them. True story, I'm facebook friends with Jesus.

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