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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:18 am 
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Robertson: God Told Me Tsunami May Strike U.S. in 2006

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for comments suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.

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Gee, who isn't surprised by this news... :roll:


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well god told me that Pat Robertson ran out of his pyschotropic drugs about 2 weeks ago


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Pat Robertson wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms."

So he's basically saying there might be a hurricane this year? Just like every other year? Wow...what a bold prediction.

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god told me that pat robertson is an asshole.

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And on the 18th of May, 2006 in the year of our Lord, Scott shall bestow unto himself a sandwich of the greatest magnitudes.


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 Post subject: Re: robertson: god told me a tsunami may hit u.s.
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
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#1 - "If I heard the Lord right. . ."
UM, he's God. If he thinks that you're important enough to give a direct message to, you think he'd be decent enough to ENUNCIATE, right?!?
I guess God mumbles.
Holy fuck! Eddie **IS** God. I KNEW AT!


#2 - Pacific Northwest? Aw, hell, who cares, I live in Philly. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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NaiveAndTrue wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
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#1 - "If I heard the Lord right. . ."
UM, he's God. If he thinks that you're important enough to give a direct message to, you think he'd be decent enough to ENUNCIATE, right?!?
I guess God mumbles.
Holy fuck! Eddie **IS** God. I KNEW AT!


#2 - Pacific Northwest? Aw, hell, who cares, I live in Philly. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Even God flubs the lyrics sometimes.


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Pat should be the anchor of either ABC, CBS, or NBC evening news.


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diaglo wrote:
NaiveAndTrue wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
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#1 - "If I heard the Lord right. . ."
UM, he's God. If he thinks that you're important enough to give a direct message to, you think he'd be decent enough to ENUNCIATE, right?!?
I guess God mumbles.
Holy fuck! Eddie **IS** God. I KNEW AT!


#2 - Pacific Northwest? Aw, hell, who cares, I live in Philly. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Even God flubs the lyrics sometimes.


*most times

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God told me that Roberston is a douchebag


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 Post subject: Re: robertson: god told me a tsunami may hit u.s.
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Happy to see that robertson watches the discovery channel and mega disasters. That show had one on a tsunami that is inevitable for the pacific northwest as well as tornadoes in dallas.

As always, Pat, good insight. Way to use science based knowledge for a change.


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I was going to add my own variation of "God told me PAt Robertson was a...", but all the good ones are taken.


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Cpt. Murphy wrote:
I was going to add my own variation of "God told me PAt Robertson was a...", but all the good ones are taken.


How about "poop face?"

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