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 Post subject: Movie: Bloodrayne
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:55 pm 
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Worst movie ever?


I didn't have high intentions when i rented this, but god was it awful.

-piss poor acting
-piss poor dialogue
-terrible special effects
-horrible costumes/makeup/props
-clumsy looking action sequences
-the sets were so damn fake they looked like a low budget school play

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i probably should have checked imdb before renting this turd called a movie. 2.2/10 (4,472 votes). #31 on imdb's 100 worst movies.

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From this point forward, do yourself a favor and look at the directing credits on every DVD you pick up. If it says "Directed by Uwe Boll" put it down immediately.


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don't you get to see the terminator girl's breasts though?

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BlueNote wrote:
don't you get to see the terminator girl's breasts though?


yeah. but even the sex scene is a turnoff due to the dude's cheesy ass mullet wig. and it's just so abrupt that you're left saying wtf?

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Enter Boll.

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Why did Ben Kingsley take this role?

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Why did Ben Kingsley take this role?

$$$

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
Why did Ben Kingsley take this role?

$$$


Yeah, he's been taking alot of roles in shit films. But they're all paychecks so he could get his new production company, Bipolar Pictures, off the ground.


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