_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
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yieldgirl wrote:
haha I love the scene where Ralphie is all bundled up
Oh and then when he starts snorting like a pig.
I have a two-year-old niece who won't eat, either, and she really likes it when Randy pigs out. Unfortunately (or perhaps, fortunately), she doesn't imitate him, so we still can't get her to eat anything...unless it's candy.
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DMBSarah wrote:
Narrator: [after Mother breaks the Old Man's Major Award, and he is unsuccessful at repairing it]
With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered Major Award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played. Gently.
I like when the dad gets the box for that, and it reads FRAGILE on the box. He says, "frageelay! It must be Italian!"
no one ever notices this, but the box actually says "RAGILE" and the father says "ragile." i always wondered why the dad was such a moron that he just couldn't read the word fragile; that's the reason why.
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After seeing this one year, I asked my mom if we could go to a Chinese place for Christmas dinner so we could watch them chop the duck's head off (per the parting shot at the end).
She said no. However, we do McDonald's on Christmas Eve.
My girlfriend claims she has never seen it!!! Turns out no one in her family has ever seen it what the heck?!?! She said they always watched the animal/cartoony Xmas specials....WHATEVER!
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I have never seen this movie. Does this mean I dont love Jesus? I dont know. Does this mean I'll burn in Hell? Yes. Did I buy anything for anybody this Christmas? No. Im I going to? Probably not. Will I be going to hell for this? Maybe. Do I care? Hell no. Will you be sneaking drinks of Jim Beam during this years Christmas get-togeather again? I'll try. Did anybody know you were drunk? Im sure someone could tell. Did anybody say anything? No. Did you come in any contact with any babies while you where drinking? Not while I was doing the actuall drinking, but I did come in contact with three babies while I was drunk. Did you hurt any of these babies? No. Did they know you where drinking? Hell no, they're babies for christ sake. Did you get everything you wanted last year? Hell no. Did you come close? Hell no. Did you open any gifts on Christmas morning? No. Will you this year? Probably not. Are you going to watch Christmas movies with the family? If by Christmas you mean weed, and by movies you mean pipe, and by watch you mean smoke,.. yes.
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The Fresh Prince wrote:
I have never seen this movie. Does this mean I dont love Jesus? I dont know. Does this mean I'll burn in Hell? Yes. Did I buy anything for anybody this Christmas? No. Im I going to? Probably not. Will I be going to hell for this? Maybe.
you better watch it this year then. no time like the present.
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Turns out no one in her family has ever seen it 
