This is a thread I made that's absolutely fascinating. I was thinking recently about how many Pearl Jam songs are related to eyeballs... Incase you've been living under a rock lately, everyone knows how much I enjoy eyeballs & always look for new ways to bring them into discussion... So today I've brought together my love for eyeballs aswell as my love for Pearl Jam in a new Pearl Jam game.

The rules are easy, but I'm going to explain them in 3 different steps & then give examples on how it's done


RULES

RULE 1) You know how every Pearl Jam song has it's own personality? It's own style? Ok... Imagine if every Pearl Jam song was a human being... Which Pearl Jam song would you choose to perform eye surgery on you? It can be any song by them. You don't have to tell why, you just have to choose which song you want to operate on your eyeballs.

RULE 2) After a person names the Pearl Jam song they would want to perform eye surgery on them, the next person explains how that song is related to eyeballs... This might be confusing at first, but I'll explain further in my examples

RULE 3) You can't choose a song that's already been written by someone else as the song you want to operate on your eyeballs or you'll get no points.

POINTS

If the song name can be directly related to eyeballs (will be shown in examples).. You get 2 points (KEEP TRACK OF YOUR POINTS!! YOU'LL NEED THEM LATER!!)

If the song name isn't directly related to eyeballs, but some of the lyrics are ("watching the clock, it's four oclock) you only get 1 point.

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Afterwards, the next poster will respond to your post by explaining how your chosen song is related to eyeballs... And below will write their points..

NOTE: DON'T WRITE YOUR TOTAL POINTS, KEEP THOSE ON A PIECE OF PAPER SOMEWHERE.. JUST WRITE HOW MANY POINTS YOU GET FOR THAT POST


REWARDS

The person(s) that have the most points at the end will get a treat... In PM, send me your home address aswell as your phone number.

FIRST PLACE: A personal letter from me, aswell as a picture of me & a hand drawing of an avocado

SECOND PLACE: Possibly Pearl Jam stickers, maybe a bootleg, maybe a keychain.. It'll be a surprise!!


Ok here's my examples now.. Remember everyone to follow the rules! Don't use a song somebody else has already used. I'll keep track of the points.


- The Pearl Jam song I would want to perform eye surgery on me is Red Mosquito

You need eyeballs to see the color red

(2 points)

Smile

You smile using your face, you also have eyeballs on your face

(2 points)

Even Flow

"looking through the paper"

(1 point)

Immortality

Wow! What a prize. By golly, I better get started.

Immortality beings with the letter "I", which sounds like eye & is related to an eyeball

(2 points)

Nothingman

(the next post would be something like, "empty stares...from each corner of a shared prison cell"
& that person would get 1 point, etc..)
K? None of the songs I've used so far count

Black

I know you put a lot of thought into this, but this game just seems like it could get very confusing very quickly.

There's a black spot in the middle of your eye?

Do The Evolution

See you're catching on.. Just make sure to write your points unless you don't care about winning & getting a prize.

"There's my church" - He's recognizing his church because he saw his church with his eyeballs

1 point

Oceans

DTE----"Watch it go to fire"

(2 Points)

Oceans----No eyes, can't see the shore to stand by.

(2 Points)


Release

you only get 1 point for each 'cus you're relating lyrics to eyeballs & not the actual song names, also you're only supposed to respond to the poster above.. but its alright

"Father...ooh...oh...oh...
I see the world, feel the chill
Which way to go, windowsill
I see the worlds on a rocking horse of time
I see the verse in the rain
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohh..."

Man that whole thing is about eyeballs.

Lukin

*laughs, then shakes head*

stip is your "lock thread" button not working?

dude it's a pearl jam game, play along, it's fun

ok...lukin...named after matt lukin...who has 2 eyeballs

get right

I have a right eye

(1,000,000 points)

Leash

"Get outta my fucking face" (which has eyes)

State of Love & Trust

*wipes tears from eyes from laughing too much*
(2 points?)